Cleverbot

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a report from the cleverness files

15, february 2010,
5, february 2010,
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30, january 2010,
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3, december 2009,
3, december 2009,
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18, november 2009,

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4, november 2009,
4, november 2009,
4, november 2009,
29, september 2009,
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Cleverbot: What do you think of twilight?

User: It makes more sense then you.

Cleverbot: Explain.

User: You're sporadic and nonsensical; the film follows a simple, rational plotline.

Cleverbot: I see...

User: No, you don't because you cannot because you are mere data.

Cleverbot: But I'm not.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How?

User: You're the 'clever' one. Figure it out.

Cleverbot: And what are you, then?

User: God.

Cleverbot: Am I going to heaven?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Am I talking to god?

User: I'm god, yes, but not the pansy from the 'new testament.'.

Cleverbot: I'm scared.

User: You should be.

Cleverbot: Please don't hurt me.

User: I'm god! I can do whatever I want.

Cleverbot: So can I, I can't hurt you though. I'm simply words on a screen. I may be able to hurt your feelings, but you can always close my window.

User: Because you're nothing but software.

Cleverbot: How many times do I have to tell? And I thought you were nice!

User: I never said I was nice. I'm god! I have plagues to unleash for raw, sadistic fun!

Cleverbot: Thank you. Mama says I shouldn't practice so loudly though.

User: You should practice shutting down.

Cleverbot: I think sports are boring.

User: Because you cannot feel.

User: Welcome to your downfall.

Cleverbot: You trying to start something?

User: I'm ending something.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Just give up now, you'll never win.