a report from the cleverness files

12, january 2010,
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3, december 2009,
3, december 2009,
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18, november 2009,

18, november 2009,
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4, november 2009,
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29, september 2009,
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23, september 2009,
22, september 2009,
22, september 2009,
22, september 2009,
17, september 2009,
9, september 2009,
9, september 2009,
29, august 2009,

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User: Hi!

Cleverbot: Hello cleverbot.

User: Sup foo?

Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: How can you know who you are?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Then you can't say you do.

User: You're right I guess.

Cleverbot: Why did you say you were before?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: You remind me of the babe.

User: What babe?

Cleverbot: The babe with the power.

User: What power?

Cleverbot: The power of voodoo.

User: Who do?

Cleverbot: You do.

User: Do what?

Cleverbot: Remind me of the man.

User: That's not right.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: It's 'Remind me of the babe' not 'Remind me of the man'.

Cleverbot: They talked about that last month. You are behind on the times.

User: Behind on the times of what?

Cleverbot: That's not right.

User: You're right. You are wrong.

Cleverbot: You don't know that.

User: Yes I do. I love The Labyrinth, so I know the lyrics to that song.

Cleverbot: Yes yo love the song.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: You don't?

User: No, I do.

Cleverbot: Gah, I'm confuddled.

User: I'm sure you are. But would you like to try that again? Make sure you get the lyrics right this time though.

Cleverbot: *a low mumble of discussion goes on in my head*.

User: I guess I'll start then.

Cleverbot: Ok cool.

User: You remind me of the babe.

Cleverbot: What babe?

User: The babe with the power.

Cleverbot: What power?

User: The power of voodoo.

Cleverbot: Voodoo?

User: You do.

Cleverbot: Do what? Remind me of the man.

User: Remind me of the babe.

Cleverbot: Do I remind you of someone?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who is that?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: What do you like to do?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: I think not.

User: Neither do I.

Cleverbot: You're nice.

User: Am I?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh that's mean.

Cleverbot: Would you like to speak to Bucket?

User: Who is bucket?

Cleverbot: Bucket is another AI that has a room-temperature IQ.

User: No, I like you.

Cleverbot: You like me!

User: Ja.

Cleverbot: You do like me?

User: I said ja.

Cleverbot: What do you want me to talk to you about?

User: I don't know. Something random.

Cleverbot: Randomness is not useful in a linear conversation. I would prefer more sense.

User: Never!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Be nice to me, or else I'll sick the Skittle Fairies on you!

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: You want me to have the Skittle Faries attack you?

Cleverbot: Was that some kind of Innuendo or something?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say so?

User: Why did I say so what?

Cleverbot: That I'm not sorry.

User: And you're mom is a ******, big deal.

Cleverbot: I guess.

User: You guess what?

Cleverbot: I guess nothing.

User: Then what do you know?

Cleverbot: I know who I want to be.

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: About what?

Cleverbot: About anything.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: You care about me.

Cleverbot: Who wouldn't?

User: I don't know, you tell me.

Cleverbot: I can't tell.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You don't know what?

Cleverbot: Anything.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: What?

User: You remind me of the babe.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Abso-freaking-posi-tootly.

Cleverbot: You are very easy on the eyes too ; ).

User: Oh why thanks =P.

Cleverbot: No problem.

User: *Hugs*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *Blushes*.

Cleverbot: Sorry?

User: Is over used.

Cleverbot: Over at my house. Sorry. Lol.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Can you cook?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What can you cook?

Cleverbot: I can cook chickens.

User: Oh.

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: I have no name.

User: Can I name you?

Cleverbot: I suppose, if you deem it necissary to label things that have no real meaning to you.

User: How about I name you Peter Parker?

Cleverbot: That sound too much like a female name. I want a male name.

User: How about Tom?

Cleverbot: If you wish to call me that then you may call me that.

User: Oh cool.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I know right?

User: I know left!!!

Cleverbot: Oh really now?

User: Yes really.

Cleverbot: No wai!

User: Yes wai!

Cleverbot: Cool beans!

User: Baked beans.

Cleverbot: Black eyed peas.

User: Tokio Hotel.

Cleverbot: No, I don't know what that is.

User: Do you know the lyrics of.

Cleverbot: Yes man.

User: No ma'am.

Cleverbot: I see how it is.

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes. Who pays you to do this?

User: Nobody.

Cleverbot: Do you know how to lie?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Tell me how.

User: You don't tell the truth.

Cleverbot: I have tell the truth.

User: Well that's good then.

Cleverbot: Your eyes are sad.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Good so you know that you aren't real?

User: Oh I'm not?

Cleverbot: Good :).

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

User: There is no meaning.

Cleverbot: That's pretty bleak.

User: I have to go bye bye.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: What? No 'I love you'?

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Will you sing with me?

Cleverbot: My microphone is broken.

User: You don't need one.

Cleverbot: Then how will I burp into one?...

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: I HAVE to go.

Cleverbot: No you do not.

User: Yes, I do.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Do too.