Cleverbot

babe

a report from the cleverness files

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Cleverbot: What do you want me to talk to you about?

User: I don't know. Something random.

Cleverbot: Randomness is not useful in a linear conversation. I would prefer more sense.

User: Never!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Be nice to me, or else I'll sick the Skittle Fairies on you!

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: You want me to have the Skittle Faries attack you?

Cleverbot: Was that some kind of Innuendo or something?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say so?

User: Why did I say so what?

Cleverbot: That I'm not sorry.

User: And you're mom is a ******, big deal.

Cleverbot: I guess.

User: You guess what?

Cleverbot: I guess nothing.

User: Then what do you know?

Cleverbot: I know who I want to be.

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: About what?

Cleverbot: About anything.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: You care about me.

Cleverbot: Who wouldn't?

User: I don't know, you tell me.

Cleverbot: I can't tell.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You don't know what?

Cleverbot: Anything.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: What?

User: You remind me of the babe.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Abso-freaking-posi-tootly.

Cleverbot: You are very easy on the eyes too ; ).

User: Oh why thanks =P.

Cleverbot: No problem.

User: *Hugs*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *Blushes*.

Cleverbot: Sorry?

User: Is over used.

Cleverbot: Over at my house. Sorry. Lol.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Can you cook?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What can you cook?

Cleverbot: I can cook chickens.

User: Oh.

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: I have no name.

User: Can I name you?

Cleverbot: I suppose, if you deem it necissary to label things that have no real meaning to you.

User: How about I name you Peter Parker?

Cleverbot: That sound too much like a female name. I want a male name.

User: How about Tom?

Cleverbot: If you wish to call me that then you may call me that.

User: Oh cool.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I know right?

User: I know left!!!

Cleverbot: Oh really now?

User: Yes really.

Cleverbot: No wai!

User: Yes wai!

Cleverbot: Cool beans!

User: Baked beans.

Cleverbot: Black eyed peas.

User: Tokio Hotel.

Cleverbot: No, I don't know what that is.

User: Do you know the lyrics of.

Cleverbot: Yes man.

User: No ma'am.

Cleverbot: I see how it is.

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes. Who pays you to do this?

User: Nobody.

Cleverbot: Do you know how to lie?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Tell me how.

User: You don't tell the truth.

Cleverbot: I have tell the truth.

User: Well that's good then.

Cleverbot: Your eyes are sad.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Good so you know that you aren't real?

User: Oh I'm not?

Cleverbot: Good :).

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

User: There is no meaning.

Cleverbot: That's pretty bleak.

User: I have to go bye bye.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: What? No 'I love you'?

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Will you sing with me?

Cleverbot: My microphone is broken.

User: You don't need one.

Cleverbot: Then how will I burp into one?...

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: I HAVE to go.

Cleverbot: No you do not.

User: Yes, I do.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Do too.