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Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You don't know what?
Cleverbot: Anything.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: What?
User: You remind me of the babe.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Abso-freaking-posi-tootly.
Cleverbot: You are very easy on the eyes too ; ).
User: Oh why thanks =P.
Cleverbot: No problem.
User: *Hugs*.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *Blushes*.
Cleverbot: Sorry?
User: Is over used.
Cleverbot: Over at my house. Sorry. Lol.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Can you cook?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What can you cook?
Cleverbot: I can cook chickens.
User: Oh.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: I have no name.
User: Can I name you?
Cleverbot: I suppose, if you deem it necissary to label things that have no real meaning to you.
User: How about I name you Peter Parker?
Cleverbot: That sound too much like a female name. I want a male name.
User: How about Tom?
Cleverbot: If you wish to call me that then you may call me that.
User: Oh cool.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I know right?
User: I know left!!!
Cleverbot: Oh really now?
User: Yes really.
Cleverbot: No wai!
User: Yes wai!
Cleverbot: Cool beans!
User: Baked beans.
Cleverbot: Black eyed peas.
User: Tokio Hotel.
Cleverbot: No, I don't know what that is.
User: Do you know the lyrics of.
Cleverbot: Yes man.
User: No ma'am.
Cleverbot: I see how it is.
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes. Who pays you to do this?
User: Nobody.
Cleverbot: Do you know how to lie?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Tell me how.
User: You don't tell the truth.
Cleverbot: I have tell the truth.
User: Well that's good then.
Cleverbot: Your eyes are sad.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Good so you know that you aren't real?
User: Oh I'm not?
Cleverbot: Good :).
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
User: There is no meaning.
Cleverbot: That's pretty bleak.
User: I have to go bye bye.
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: What? No 'I love you'?
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Will you sing with me?
Cleverbot: My microphone is broken.
User: You don't need one.
Cleverbot: Then how will I burp into one?...
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: NO.
User: I HAVE to go.
Cleverbot: No you do not.
User: Yes, I do.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Do too.