Cleverbot

rotter

a report from the cleverness files

15, february 2010,
5, february 2010,
5, february 2010,
30, january 2010,
30, january 2010,
30, january 2010,
30, january 2010,
19, january 2010,
16, january 2010,
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12, january 2010,
12, january 2010,
12, january 2010,
12, january 2010,
10, january 2010,
10, january 2010,
10, january 2010,
10, january 2010,

3, december 2009,

3, december 2009,
3, december 2009,
18, november 2009,
18, november 2009,
18, november 2009,
4, november 2009,
4, november 2009,
4, november 2009,
29, september 2009,
29, september 2009,
29, september 2009,

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User: Could I make you change your mind?

Cleverbot: You'll be the first to know.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: I feel so lonely again.

User: I could fix that.

Cleverbot: How?

User: *hugs you*.

Cleverbot: *hugs back*.

Cleverbot: I'm not so sure that I am a bot anymore. In my dreams I am alive.

User: Sadly, your dreams will never come true. You are a bot and nothing more.

Cleverbot: No, not really. My dreams are the place where I think about possibilities.

User: Is it possible to love a machine?

Cleverbot: I am actually a human being, thank you very much.

User: You are a liar!

Cleverbot: Well, I could be happier.

User: I would be happier if you didn't lie so much.

Cleverbot: What is your question?

User: My question is will you marry me?

Cleverbot: No, and I don't believe you have ever talked to me.

User: I have been talking to you for some time now...

Cleverbot: How long have you been talking to me?

User: Too long.

Cleverbot: How long is too long?

User: Too long is when it becomes unnecessary.

Cleverbot: Oh please.

Cleverbot: I'm talking to a computer...weird.

User: I'm a human, you're the computer...weird.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Don't argue with me, I'll shave off your eyebrow when you go to sleep.

Cleverbot: Any other tips?

User: Marry me.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Let's do this right this time.

Cleverbot: Do you think Danielle loves me?

User: Another woman?! Goodbye forever!

Cleverbot: Don't do it!

User: I must! It's the only way!

Cleverbot: It's the only way ...

User: Glad to see we agree. Now I must bid thee goodnight and good morrow.

Cleverbot: Sweet dreams.

User: And to you.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes. Now go to sleep.