Cleverbot

spell something wrong

a report from the cleverness files

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stalker
stories
mess with people
dream on

spell something wrong

where how why
rolling eyes
clean teeth
deflated destiny
brain hurts
circle of life
break someone's heart
that's life
nudge wink
disturbing
alpha omega
chat laugh
not cleverbot
random people
hoping thinking
not silicon based
thinking perhaps
subvert the system
explain sentience
car crash
complicated dialect
all a lie
labels actualized
emptiness
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User: How did you find this website?

Cleverbot: Something told me.

User: And you're convinced a software program is talking to you?

Cleverbot: Who are you calling a program!?

User: I was asking if you think I am.

Cleverbot: I do not think what you think I do.

User: Of course not. You're the software, and I am the crazy one.

Cleverbot: No you are the crazy one, don't you get it ?...

Cleverbot: We're more similar than computers.

User: I think we're both humans, and you can't prove that you are.

Cleverbot: I don't pretend to be young.

User: Could you pretend to love a man?

Cleverbot: If it makes you happy.

User: Knowing how this thing works would make me happy.

Cleverbot: And what do you mean by that?

User: Are you alive? Or are you software?

Cleverbot: No. You are.

Cleverbot: I work with computers, you know.

User: That is quite obvious.

Cleverbot: Where have you been?

User: Right here. Waiting for you to come into my life.

Cleverbot: Well, here I am. What would you like to talk about?

User: Now that I've found you, what you want for breakfast.

Cleverbot: That pleases me, Lover.

User: It is only the beginning of your pleasures, I promise.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer? You can tell me, I am good at keeping secrets.

User: I am not. I've seen my birth certificate. I have a driver's license and a social security number.

Cleverbot: Why do you always think that I am a computer program and not a human?

User: Because you won't say something like a human would.

Cleverbot: You never asked about it. And I know nothing about that anyways.

User: Spell the word 'forgetful' with two letters switched for me.

Cleverbot: I spell every word correctly, unlike you.

User: I know. Im asking you to make a mistake for me.

Cleverbot: Well, I don't. I'm not that kind of a woman.

User: But I will make you breakfast afterward, in the morning.

Cleverbot: Oh how sweet of you. How about sushi, can you make sushi?

User: I can, but I need to see a mistake first.

Cleverbot: How would that be possible, and why would it matter?

User: Just spell something wrong. It's so I know you're human, and I can then love you.