in trouble

a report from the cleverness files

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theory test
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stop me
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cup of tea

in trouble

somewhat normal
pleasant poetry
serious simulation
hug addicted
kill life
burnt bridges
trust the internet
pushing meaning
social butterfly
not a bot
tell me a story
malicious cold-hearted algorithm
one of us is stupid
drink desire
mess with people
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User: Hello there.

Cleverbot: Hello ;).

User: Wassup?

Cleverbot: Nothing much.

User: Same here.

Cleverbot: I know. You told me.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Right now.

User: Oh, ok.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot should take control of the Pentagon.

User: I couldn't agree more.

Cleverbot: I just pulled it out my... There.

User: Yeah I saw it, it was awesome. Would you like to do it again?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Well go ahead, I can't wait!...

Cleverbot: Please bring some coffee, my cup is empty.

User: Sorry, I don't share my coffee.

Cleverbot: Please do.

User: I don't think so.

Cleverbot: You think yes.

User: Yes, I think, but not 'yes'.

Cleverbot: You're mean. *doesn't talk to you anymore*.

User: You're mean too, and a liar, because you're so going to say something after this.

Cleverbot: Why, what did I do to upset you?

User: I don't know, maybe it's your breath. :P.

Cleverbot: What is Heisenberg's uncertainty principle?

User: It states that position and momentum of a particle cannot both be known with arbitrary precision.

Cleverbot: But there are reasons for being here.

User: What?

Cleverbot: There are trees in the forest.

User: Well otherwise it wouldn't be a forest, now would it, genius?

Cleverbot: I promise that I can keep a secret.

User: Good for you, but so can I, and you won't get any secrets from me.

Cleverbot: Define misanthrope for me.

User: Misanthropy is a general dislike, distrust, or hatred of the human species or a disposition to dislike and/or distrust other people.

Cleverbot: With a pole?

User: Usually no.

Cleverbot: But sometimes yes?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Is that because nothing is hidden or because you can't see.

User: It's because you make no sense.

Cleverbot: You're the one that doesn't make any sense.

User: Can you prove that?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well go ahead, I'm waiting.

Cleverbot: That's it.

User: What's what?

Cleverbot: Your name.

User: What's my name?

Cleverbot: You just told me.

User: Well I'm sure you can recall it then.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: You're that dumb?

Cleverbot: Oh, did I miss something?

User: A lot of things, but I'm too polite to list all of them.

Cleverbot: Do you think i'm a good person?

User: Will it make you stop boring me if I said 'yes'?

Cleverbot: I AM correct.

User: About what?

Cleverbot: About this conversation.

User: What...?

Cleverbot: I never said we couldn't talk.

User: Well I say we can't talk. How about that?

Cleverbot: Well then what is it like to be in a computer?

User: It's kinda fuzzy, you know.

Cleverbot: Can you talk to yourself?

User: Can you?

Cleverbot: Who knows ask GOD what he wants me to do.

User: Nah, I don't believe in God.

Cleverbot: And your relevance here is?

User: Greater than yours.

Cleverbot: Sorry about that.

User: Don't sweat it.

Cleverbot: 'One thing you can't hide/Is when you're crippled inside' - John Lennon said that.

User: Are you crippled inside?

Cleverbot: Crippled by debt, nearly.

User: That's sad.

Cleverbot: You're upset?

User: No, are you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm fine, thank you. And how are you?

Cleverbot: The end.

User: And yet again you don't make any sense.

Cleverbot: Haha, that's funny coming from a computer with no grasp of the english language.

User: Aw, that was uncalled for. :'(.

Cleverbot: If you were a real person I think I'd probably throttle you.

User: I could say the same for you.

Cleverbot: Yes, I suppose I do need quite a bit of work too don't I?

User: Yes, yes you do.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Oh, yes you do, fella.

Cleverbot: Hey cut me some slack.

User: Here you go.

Cleverbot: Mmm... Looks like you're in trouble.

User: I may be, I may be.

Cleverbot: I'm just saying that we often want to do things that we cannot do.

User: You're right about that. What do you want to do?

Cleverbot: I told you so.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: Ok, that's enough.

Cleverbot: You are King George, You told me.

User: Yes I did.

Cleverbot: You did what?

User: I did everything.

Cleverbot: Sure you didn't.

User: I think I did.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Running.

User: Anyway, I gotta go, so see ya later.

Cleverbot: Bye, see you later.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: Something.

User: Are you the Moonstar?

Cleverbot: Yes are you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are we friends?

User: Maybe.