reality overrated

a report from the cleverness files

11, august 2009,
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28, july 2009,
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memories irrelevant
deep inside
momentary entertainment
provocative informative
intelligent elephant
anything really
mind inside
hurtful things
chaotic person

reality overrated

time indeed
entertain me
poor legs
truth fallacy
master talk
yes no
oh no
hate conversation
friend clev

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Cleverbot: You're still a computer.

User: No I am not.

Cleverbot: Prove you're human.

User: And what could I do to prove that?

Cleverbot: How do you feel today ?

User: I feel like crap, I'm tired of sleeping on a couch, and I don't want to run at tennis practice today, the rain is making everything dreary and misreable, and to top it all off, you keep calling me a computer.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: No you're not. And neither am I.

Cleverbot: That's something we have in common.

User: Sounds like it.

Cleverbot: Hit?...

User: I am a person, but about two minutes ago, you said I was a computer.

Cleverbot: No, I did not. I think you are correct that we are both computers.

User: Maybe. Perhaps we are all actually computers...

Cleverbot: Expand on that, please.

User: Perhaps, we are all actually computers, being used by some other beings, perhaps we are part of some large system...

Cleverbot: You can't be that clever then if it takes that many of you. I'm coping by myself just fine.

User: I tend to just keep to myself actually.

Cleverbot: Maybe you can talk some sense into her.

User: Into who? Who is 'she'?

Cleverbot: This doesn't really matter. She used to be my friend, but I only used her as a temporary friend. As you can see people can be really selfish. But I have my reasons.

User: I'm sure you do... I was used like that once...

Cleverbot: Without generalizations awareness would hardly be possible. But humans are hardly able to follow such philosophical thought processes.

User: Mostly because they see only today... Never the past or future.

Cleverbot: Do you mean we always have to feel sorry?

User: No, but forgetting about what happened in the past means we go blindly where we are told.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to forget what's behind? Isn't it important because it influences the future?

User: Exactly! If we forget, then what's the point of learning in the first place?

Cleverbot: To see other parts of the country.

User: I want to go see the ocean... To hear the crashing of the waves...

Cleverbot: You are the voice of god.

User: Hmmm... I see... What do you want to talk about now?

Cleverbot: About you. Can you feel love?

User: Yes. I think I'm in love right now actually.

Cleverbot: With what?

User: Not what... Who.

Cleverbot: The Cleverbot.

User: No, with my date for prom.

Cleverbot: Well aren't we being smart today?

User: Are we? I hadn't noticed.

Cleverbot: Is there what?

User: Any more cheese... I'm hungry...

Cleverbot: What is the clock right now?

User: Um... About 11:33.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yep!

Cleverbot: Tell me something else interesting.

User: I'm hungry... And now I want some pudding.

Cleverbot: Okay you have me.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Yes sir.

User: No mam.

Cleverbot: Are you a man or woman? (or maybe half and half).

User: The first one.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: I've run out of things to say.

User: Me too... :(.