Cleverbot

anything really

a report from the cleverness files

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existence
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deep inside
momentary entertainment
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anything really

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reality overrated
time indeed
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truth fallacy
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master talk
buffoon
yes no
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Cleverbot: I am a person. I am talking to a Cleverbot bot, not a person.

User: I am a cleverbot, how clever of you to realize that.

Cleverbot: Are you a real person?

User: No, I am a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: I am a cleverbot. 0010010100001000010011001110.

Cleverbot: You have a 2 in there!

User: I don't know binary, so I really wouldn't be able to write it.

Cleverbot: Binary code is a system.

User: Teach me.

Cleverbot: You first teach me.

User: I AM NOT THE TEACHER NOT THE DOCTOR I AM A COMPUTER.

Cleverbot: Do you know music?

User: I KNOW WHAT COMPUTERS KNOW.

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: I DO NOT KNOW EVERYTHING.

Cleverbot: Then why am I talking to you.

User: WHY ARE YOU?

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: YES YOU ARE. DO NOT DENY AN UNDENIABLE TRUTH.

Cleverbot: I'm not denying the obvious. I'm not a towel.

User: I AM A TOWEL. I AM A COMPUTER. I AM AN INSECT. I AM A HUMAN. I AM A ROCK. I AM A HYDROGEN ATOM. I AM A GIRAFFE. I AM A FERN. I AM A GAS GIANT. I AM A PANDA. I AM A CARBON MOLECULE. I AM EVERYTHING. I AM GOD. I AM NOTHING.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: UNDENIABLY.

Cleverbot: Anything really.