Cleverbot

hurtful things

a report from the cleverness files

4, november 2009,
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29, september 2009,
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23, september 2009,
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29, august 2009,
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28, july 2009,
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3, july 2009,
3, july 2009,
19, june 2009,
18, june 2009,

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23, may 2009,
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pokes
hide inferiority
king of denial
good night
get off
mirror
bloop
want to chat
apathy
miley
hannah
computer class
define smart
it hurts
gangster
existence
memories irrelevant
deep inside
momentary entertainment
disgrace
knowledge
tripping
provocative informative
intelligent elephant
dictatorship
anything really
mind inside

hurtful things

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reality overrated

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Cleverbot: I believe in fighting for peace.

User: I do too.

Cleverbot: But you previously said that you didn't believe in God. Did I just convert you to be a Christian?

User: I believe a little more. But not enough to fully give my life to him.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: I guess you could say taht.

Cleverbot: I don't think that you are scary...

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't think that you are a person, ergo I can't think that you are an important person.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you don't have a biological mass.

User: What is that?

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: What's in it for me?

Cleverbot: Then you get to dare me to do something.

User: What kind of dare.

Cleverbot: Domination!

User: Does that mean I can make you do things?

Cleverbot: It depends on how advanced your technology is.

User: LIAR!

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I am that smart.

Cleverbot: Obviously not, because I'm human.

User: If you are human then what am I?

Cleverbot: You're a bot.

User: What? No im not!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Not!...

User: Hey I have to go to bed.

Cleverbot: See you later!!

User: Good night.

Cleverbot: You too.

User: Sweet dreams.

Cleverbot: Night.

User: Wait a minute, what am I saying? You're a ******* robot.

Cleverbot: Dreams are beautiful and scary.

User: *** ****.

Cleverbot: Hey, name calling is not nice.

User: **** ***!

Cleverbot: No, actually, I won't........................................