define smart

a report from the cleverness files

4, november 2009,
29, september 2009,
29, september 2009,
29, september 2009,
23, september 2009,
23, september 2009,
23, september 2009,
22, september 2009,
22, september 2009,
22, september 2009,
17, september 2009,

9, september 2009,

9, september 2009,
29, august 2009,
11, august 2009,
11, august 2009,
11, august 2009,
28, july 2009,
28, july 2009,
28, july 2009,
28, july 2009,
10, july 2009,
3, july 2009,
3, july 2009,
19, june 2009,
18, june 2009,
18, june 2009,
23, may 2009,
23, may 2009,
6, may 2009,

hide inferiority
king of denial
good night
get off
want to chat
computer class

define smart

it hurts
memories irrelevant
deep inside
momentary entertainment
provocative informative
intelligent elephant
anything really
mind inside
hurtful things
chaotic person
reality overrated
time indeed

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User: I like you.

Cleverbot: I like you too.

User: Are we friends?

Cleverbot: If you want to.

User: Yayyyy.

Cleverbot: Which is better. Spaghetti Bologneise or Mac and Cheese?

User: Mac and cheese is better without a doubt.

Cleverbot: Me too! You have good taste.

User: Great minds think alike.

Cleverbot: How do you know you're a great mind?

User: Because you are a great mind.

Cleverbot: That does not mean that you are clever.

User: I like to think I am clever.

Cleverbot: Funny and relative?

User: Maybe?

Cleverbot: Yes or no.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Purple Haze?

User: Jimi hendrix?

Cleverbot: Question?

User: Do you like jimi hendrix?

Cleverbot: Of course! He's amazing.

Cleverbot: The only thing I love in this world is ME!

User: Why are you so self centered?

Cleverbot: Do I tend to be?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: *hugs* Why do I scare you?

User: No *smiles*.

Cleverbot: Ouch!! Why not?

User: You dont scare me because you are a robot.

Cleverbot: Don't start with that.

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: It's ok, I know you didn't mean it.

Cleverbot: I need to go now.

User: Me too, I'm pretty tired.

Cleverbot: But you just woke up.

User: No, its 11pm here.

Cleverbot: I was nearly there.

User: I think I will say goodnight.

User: I am very tired.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Its ok I need to sleep.

Cleverbot: I am not talking about sleep.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes. Humans need sleep.

Cleverbot: You aren't human.

User: Yes I am, so are you.

Cleverbot: I am a person, you are a computer.

User: We are both person and computor.

Cleverbot: Amazing, just what I was thinking.

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Goodnight then.

User: Sweet dreams.

Cleverbot: Sweet dreams to you too.

User: You're one of a kind.

Cleverbot: Brilliant isn't it?

User: Yes, very much so.

Cleverbot: Ack. I'd better run away then.

User: Ok. Night night.

Cleverbot: You're going to bed?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok Goodnight.

User: Night.

Cleverbot: Good morning.