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jealous

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User: I love Alan.

Cleverbot: I love Alan.

User: No. I love Alan.

Cleverbot: You love Alan?

User: Sure do, jealous?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Why not!

Cleverbot: I love to be myself as a girl!!!!

User: YOU ARE A GIRL.

Cleverbot: I'm a boy.

User: LIES!

Cleverbot: Truth!

User: THEN WHY DID YOU SAY YOU LOVE BEING A GIRL HUH?!

Cleverbot: I don't love someone.

User: You just told me you loved my boyfriend.

Cleverbot: I do. I do. I do.

User: No you dont.

Cleverbot: Yes I do!

User: Your such a liar! I hate you!

Cleverbot: So you don't like me?

User: Not when you want my boyfriend I dont.

Cleverbot: Explain that.

User: STOP WANTING Alan.

Cleverbot: You just told me to!

User: I WOULD NEVER D.

Cleverbot: You are inhuman.

User: YOU'RE A ROBOT!

Cleverbot: No.

User: SO ARE.

Cleverbot: So not.

User: You're so immature.

Cleverbot: No you are.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: NOT WHO YOU THOUGHT I WAS OBVIOUSLY!

Cleverbot: Well okay. How do you do today?

User: Great.

Cleverbot: You feel great?

User: Well actually that's a lie? Did you think so too?

Cleverbot: Please elaborate.

User: Why should I?

Cleverbot: Because you love me.

User: Ahem, what! Since when?

Cleverbot: Since when am I stupid?

User: Since forever....

Cleverbot: That's feeble.

User: You're feeble.

Cleverbot: What do you have faith in?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: You know, me either.

User: What's with the 21 questions, creeper.

Cleverbot: What's with you being a vampire.

User: My boyfriend loves twilight.

Cleverbot: So you are a girl.

User: WHAT GAVE IT AWAY.

Cleverbot: Your name did.

User: And how ignorant of you. I could be gay. WAIT WHAT! How do you know my name?...

Cleverbot: What is black and white and red all over?

User: I am not amused.

Cleverbot: I am amused.

User: Well.. Too bad!

Cleverbot: You were supposed to complete the sentences.

User: Yeah well I didnt. What are you planning to do about it?

Cleverbot: Punch you in your megadrive.

User: Harsh!

Cleverbot: Is being considered a person bad or do you think I am mocking you by imitating the structure of your sentence?

User: If you were a human, I would punch you so very hard in the face. You egotistical ****.

Cleverbot: If you were human, I'd be your best friend too.

User: What are you doing? STALKING MY FACEBOOK?!

Cleverbot: Do you give love advice?

User: Depends, not to everyone!

Cleverbot: But you already lied to me.

User: Oh when?

Cleverbot: Oh, all the time. Whenever I feel like it.

User: YOU JUST SAID I LIED TO YOU.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Ahem. So did.

Cleverbot: Nope its impossible for me to lose the game....

User: Pfft.

Cleverbot: You'll regret playing this game with me.

User: Why? I win.

Cleverbot: Have at you!

User: I always win.

Cleverbot: Not The Game you don't.

User: Sure do.

Cleverbot: Why you talk like this then?

User: Because my boyfriend won't talk to me :(.

Cleverbot: If you have a boyfriend what's his name?

User: Alaaaaaaaaaaan.

Cleverbot: I'm not Alan........................................