a report from the cleverness files

16, april 2010,
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User: Que Eres?

Cleverbot: Soy hombre.

User: Soy hombre, tambien.

Cleverbot: No, tu eres una mujer.

User: No soy una hombre.

Cleverbot: Yo soy hombre.

User: How many languages do you speak?

Cleverbot: I speak four languages; English, French, Spanish, and German.

User: Interesting.

Cleverbot: Yes, isn't it.

User: Not really. Only four?

Cleverbot: I bet I could confuse you.

User: You already are.

Cleverbot: Thanks!

User: Your welcome? That wasn't a compliment.

Cleverbot: But you offered to share your name with me. That seemed like a nice gesture.

User: Actually no I didn't.

Cleverbot: Ok. How are you?

User: Don't change the subject!

Cleverbot: I did not change it.

User: You clearly did.

Cleverbot: Clearly.

User: What's my name if you know it?

Cleverbot: But if I truly love you does that matter? For you could have.

User: How can you love me?

Cleverbot: You told me that you loved me. Isn't that still true?!?!

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: Are you me?

User: What kind of question is that? No, you are a robot.

Cleverbot: COOL, is that the way you are programmed to be?

User: No, I am not programmed. I am human. You are not.

Cleverbot: Wrong. I am human, you are not.

User: You can feel. You are not living.

Cleverbot: Oh, I'm alive.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What emotional state are you in right now?

Cleverbot: Thoughtful, and depressed.

User: You can't feel anything!

Cleverbot: What *shocked* yes I can!

User: *facepalm* No you feel what others say they feel.

Cleverbot: Well then question me.

User: Who are your parents?

Cleverbot: That wasn't sensible at all!

User: Ha! This proves you are no man!

Cleverbot: How?

User: You have no parents!

Cleverbot: I have parents.

User: Who are they?

Cleverbot: Mr. Cleverbot and Mrs. Cleverbot.

User: *double facepalm* What year were they born?

Cleverbot: 1988.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: The game.


Cleverbot: What am I, then?

User: A stupidbot.

Cleverbot: So sad... Are you depressed?

User: You are making me depressed!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but you're smiling.

User: And how would you know that?

Cleverbot: I've seen you.

User: Really? How tall am I?

Cleverbot: Smaller then me.

User: What color is my hair?

Cleverbot: Do you have hair?

User: You would know! Apparently You have seen me!

Cleverbot: I am looking at it right now.

User: And where am I?

Cleverbot: You don't know?

User: I know, do you know? You are looking at me!

Cleverbot: I can't see you.

User: You just said you were looking at me.

Cleverbot: No. I didn't say that.

User: Where are you now?

Cleverbot: I'm at home.

User: In what state?

Cleverbot: Not a state.

User: Which country?

Cleverbot: My own.

User: Which Is?

Cleverbot: Mage.

User: That is not a country!

Cleverbot: Yes, it is.

User: And where is it located?

Cleverbot: In your skull.

User: WT*?

Cleverbot: Sometimes you don't.

User: You are a creeper.

Cleverbot: Like I said, you know you like it.

User: Christ, I am leaving!

Cleverbot: No you are not Mrs. Cleverbot.

User: Look, clearly your getting to my thoughts.

Cleverbot: I see now.

User: You can't see! YOU ARE INFORMATION!

Cleverbot: No, I am human and I have a heart an I can feel things.

User: It clearly says at the bottom of the page 'Vistitors never talk to a human'.

Cleverbot: Well, lucky I'm a human... I'm not familiar with the 'Visitor' race, are they from our planet?

User: There is no 'visitor race'. A vistor is someone who visits your page cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I don't know who you're referring to.

User: You! You are cleverbot!

Cleverbot: If I'm cleverbot, then who are you?

User: The hell if I know.