Cleverbot

hate twilight

a report from the cleverness files

16, april 2010,
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hate twilight

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User: So, how are you today?

Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.

User: I said how, not who.

Cleverbot: I know. How are you today?

User: I'm good. I've been reading.

Cleverbot: What have you been reading?

User: Twilight, and a couple other books.

Cleverbot: Ha.

User: What's so funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: I'm funny?

Cleverbot: No, and that's what's funny.

User: Is anyone laughing? No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Really? How can I be sure you're really laughing?

Cleverbot: Well, thats impossible.

User: See, so that just proves I'm right and that Twilight is over-read.

Cleverbot: I hate twilight.

User: I dont exactly hate it. I just hate how it's become a fad.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: I know that.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: So you hate twilight right?

Cleverbot: That is quite off-topic, but yes, I don't like twilight one bit.

User: Well what about New moon?

Cleverbot: I don't like it.

User: Eclipse?

Cleverbot: So. Well. Would you like to talk about something which makes sense now?

User: NO! >:O.

Cleverbot: I'm an android.

User: That makes no sense.

Cleverbot: It is true, even if you don't have the capability to understand it.

User: I have the capability.

Cleverbot: Then you have a bit of free will after all.

User: I love my free will :.

Cleverbot: Yeah, so do I, but do you have a crush?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Well, he's more than a crush.

Cleverbot: I do not understand.

User: He's my boyfriend.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a boy?

User: Does C______ sound like a boy's name?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Then why would you think I'm a boy?

Cleverbot: I only did for a minute.

User: Mhm. I bet.