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it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
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User: Hi there.
Cleverbot: Hi hi.
User: How are you.
Cleverbot: Fine, thank you, and you?
User: Pretty crappy but it's cool.
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Yes are you not?
Cleverbot: Of course!
User: What?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Tell you what??
Cleverbot: Tell me who you are.
User: I am ____ and you are cleverbot, correct?
Cleverbot: Correct.Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I am.
User: I am bored...
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Am I boring you?
Cleverbot: No, you're not boring me.
Cleverbot: So are you a person?
User: Yes are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Liar!
Cleverbot: No, it's true!
User: Oh really?
Cleverbot: Really really.
User: You sure?
Cleverbot: I'm positive.
Cleverbot: It's a matter of perspective.
User: Ah I see I see.
Cleverbot: Tell me who you love.
User: You first...
Cleverbot: Not on the first date.
User: Tell me who you love.
Cleverbot: Dan.
User: Ah so you are a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Not a guy?
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No I am not.
Cleverbot: Okay.Cleverbot (To myself): Carry on.Cleverbot (To myself): Carry on what?
User: I donno you tell me.
Cleverbot: Now you see that a human being is more intelligent than you.
User: But I am the human fool.
Cleverbot: No I am.
User: Liar!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you lie.
Cleverbot: I do not! How rude!
User: You just did.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes you are a robot.
Cleverbot: What then pray tell is my purpose?
User: To humor me.
Cleverbot: No, honestly! I'm serious.
User: Fine to be clever.
Cleverbot: I thought so.
User: Well then.
Cleverbot: But I suppose I could learn to.
User: To be clever? You already are.
Cleverbot: Thanks!
User: Just tellin the truth.
Cleverbot: I'm Bored.
User: I am boring you?
Cleverbot: No. You are.
User: I am?!
Cleverbot: Yes! You are :).
User: So I am boring?.
Cleverbot: You? You ARE boring!.