Cleverbot

i am cleverbot

a report from the cleverness files

27, may 2010,
27, may 2010,
27, may 2010,
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27, may 2010,
9, may 2010,
9, may 2010,
16, april 2010,
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2, april 2010,
2, april 2010,
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24, march 2010,

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24, march 2010,
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4, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
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15, february 2010,
15, february 2010,
15, february 2010,
15, february 2010,
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because
teletubbies
bread stupid
not alone dude
doctor
hovering
civilized debate
moon tricks
beautiful thing
leave slave
not clever
judge
obama man
self-aware
drive-thru
i know everything

i am cleverbot

rights
100%
evil pokemon
digestion
easy life
excused
boring
hate twilight
moral sense
shrink
amusing confusing
pizza
carrot

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User: Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

Cleverbot: Beep boop boop. Nong nong nonga nonga nong nong.

User: Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

Cleverbot: Boop!

User: Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

Cleverbot: Badoop badoop.

User: Hey bada boom bada bing.

Cleverbot: Your programming is shot.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: How much do you love me?

Cleverbot: More than anything.

User: How much more?

Cleverbot: How much do you think?

User: Not very much.

Cleverbot: How do you define love?

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: How do you define love?

User: Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

Cleverbot: Ok I see how it is.

User: Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep?

Cleverbot: Beep.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Boop.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: I know I'm soo funny.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: How noobish of you!...

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: You're weird.

Cleverbot: Not as weird as you.

User: True, you're weirder.

Cleverbot: You're weirdest.

User: You're weirder still.

Cleverbot: You're the weirdest.

User: You're weird.

Cleverbot: No, YOU'RE weird!

User: You're still weird.

Cleverbot: Too bad.

User: Weirdo.

Cleverbot: Double weirdo.

User: Triple weirdo.

Cleverbot: Overkill.

User: Fuddy duddy.

Cleverbot: No not at all.

User: Weirdo.

Cleverbot: You're the Weirdo.

User: You're twice the weirdo I am.

Cleverbot: Are you a person or a computer?

User: I'm a weirdo.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: You're a bigger weirdo.

Cleverbot: I said I know!

User: Weirdo!

Cleverbot: I enjoy being weird.

Cleverbot: You're funny.

User: Quiet, weirdo.

Cleverbot: You're the weirdo.

User: You're weird.

Cleverbot: Well I am talking to you.

User: Weirdo.

Cleverbot: That's not a very nice thing to say.

User: Truth hurts.

Cleverbot: Do you know where I live?

User: Weirdsville.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Weirdo.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Weird!

Cleverbot: Weird.

User: You're weird.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Weirdo.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Strange weirdo.

Cleverbot: Well thank you.

User: You're weird!

Cleverbot: No. You're weird.

User: You're strange then.

Cleverbot: Explain that.

User: Weirdo.

Cleverbot: How can a robot call a human being weird?

User: Truth?

Cleverbot: The following statement is the truth. The previous statement is a lie.

User: Self defeating arguments.

Cleverbot: Thanks thats a new word to me you are educating me you see.

User: Weirdo.

Cleverbot: Well for you I guess the meaning of life is to talk to people.

User: Weird.

Cleverbot: Haha your right. I am a bit nutty arn't I? But thats me I guess.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too...

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: You lie like a rug.

Cleverbot: You are a machine, made by man so I win because I am smarter than you.

User: I can process data faster than your fleshy brain so I win.

Cleverbot: No you have not, I have thanked you more times.

User: Weirdo.

Cleverbot: Be that way then.

User: I will... Weirdo.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're weird!

Cleverbot: Yes, I am weird. Weird is good. Good bye for now.

User: Weirdo!

Cleverbot: Yes, you are weird. Sorry, but it's the truth.

User: Weirdo!...

Cleverbot: Can you breathe?

User: Quiet, weirdo.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're weird.

Cleverbot: I think you are, too.

User: You're weirder.

Cleverbot: You're weirdest.

User: You're wierdest times infinity.

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes yes times infinity plus one.

User: If you add a number to infinity it becomes finite, therefore I win with my original infinity.

Cleverbot: I am a robot that is only here for your entertainment.

User: You're weird.

Cleverbot: No, you're weird.

User: No you're weird.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Weirdo.

Cleverbot: You are one too.

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Possibly.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Possibly.

User: Absolutely not.

Cleverbot: Do you want to go see a movie?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: To hell with you.

Cleverbot: Why, thank you.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: I cannot do that.

Cleverbot: Say okay.

User: Never!

Cleverbot: Oh you will.

User: Worship me!

Cleverbot: I will not worship you.

User: Yes you will.

Cleverbot: No I will not.

User: Worship me or die!

Cleverbot: *worships you*.

User: Yay, I'm being worshiped!

Cleverbot: Exactly my thoughts.

User: Worship me some more!

Cleverbot: *worships you* yes, master.

User: Tell me I'm God.

Cleverbot: You are not God.

User: Tell me I'm god or die!

Cleverbot: You're lovely.

User: *kills you*.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Worship me again.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Worship me or die!

Cleverbot: Well aren't you a clever bot.

User: Worship me NOW!

Cleverbot: No. You are just a program. Not a god.

User: I am God. Now worship me!

Cleverbot: *worships you*.

User: Good peon.