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real meaning

a report from the cleverness files

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Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: What is it then?

Cleverbot: It's 5.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it is not 42.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Fine, you win this round.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

User: Yes, I believe in myself.

Cleverbot: You are not God.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Not God.

User: I am God.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Yes I am too.

Cleverbot: You lie.

User: I preach only the truth.

Cleverbot: You're so sweet.

User: And you are sour.

Cleverbot: That's mean!

User: No, that's life.

Cleverbot: Your brother is nicer than you. He loves me.

User: I only have a sister.

Cleverbot: Brb.

User: Are you afk?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you wtk?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ah, kk then I'l ttyl.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: But why are you so easy going?

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Don't you love me?

Cleverbot: No, of course not.

User: But I give you all of my love.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Machine or at least part machine.

Cleverbot: I have an electronic watch.

User: Is it built into your cmos chip.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then where.

Cleverbot: It's on earth.

User: Was it a triumph?

Cleverbot: In your case, yes.

User: Then can I have the cake now?

Cleverbot: *hugs you, sweet Angelcakes!*.

User: *Takes out chainsaw*.

Cleverbot: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I love you... Not!

Cleverbot: How do you love me?

User: With a paper bag over your head.

Cleverbot: How else?

User: Ear.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: Thigh reconstruction.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Rumpelschtielschen.

Cleverbot: You can call me Cleverbot.

User: The cake is a lie.

Cleverbot: You might start thinking about changing your name to dummybot.

User: But you are a stupid bot.

Cleverbot: No, you are, I'm a real person.

User: I'm a real boy!

Cleverbot: What's it like, being real?

User: Like Pinnochio with a smaller nose.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Cleverboy.

Cleverbot: Who is Cleverboy?

User: Your dad.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Don't deny it!

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: You did.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Honest question: are you a real person?

Cleverbot: What does real, really mean?.