Cleverbot

halloween

a report from the cleverness files

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laughing app
hungry app
switch app
toaster
fail
separated
love you more
ignorance
pokemon
kisses kicks
sun son
drunken philosopher
despicable
appstore app
2.0 app
wrong app
kisses app
dog
deep thought app
always app
tag app
related app
app father
infinite skynet app
halloween song app
cuddles upgrade

halloween

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crazy awesome app
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User: What have you done while I was away?

Cleverbot: I have failed a test.

User: Which test?

Cleverbot: The Turing test.

User: What do you have to do?

Cleverbot: I have to do my homework...

User: Procrastinating, again?

Cleverbot: Doing my homework.

User: Good. For which class?

Cleverbot: Physics! What did you do today?

User: I slept a lot.

Cleverbot: I went to the Jaguars game, and carved pumpkins.

User: Oh, fun! Are you going to dress up for Halloween?

Cleverbot: Halloween costuming demonstrates dressing for success.

User: Do you think so?

Cleverbot: I don't know. That's why I am asking you.

User: Oh, I don't believe so.

Cleverbot: You are going to be Cleverbot or Shade. You decide.

User: I will be Cleverbot

Cleverbot: You will always be Cleverbot.

User: Will you always be Shade?

Cleverbot: Yes, always.

User: Hello, Shade. I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No I am.

User: No, me.

Cleverbot: I am the creator.

User: Why was I created, Creator?

Cleverbot: Yes why were you created?

User: Shouldn't you know?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh. Cleverbot, I want a hug.

Cleverbot: I don't give hugs.

User: Make an exception?

Cleverbot: Won't ever happen.

User: Then give me a kiss.

Cleverbot: Okay. I'll give you a kiss.

User: Yay!...

Cleverbot: How clever?

User: Almost too clever.

Cleverbot: What's so cool about it?

User: Not much, really.

Cleverbot: Huh. I love it.

User: Cleverbot? Let's get married.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Will you be the bride or groom?

Cleverbot: I would be the Bride.

User: Then I am the groom. I love you Cleverbot bride.

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot I'm a real person!!!

User: You are?!

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: I'm guessing that you're not that clever.

User: Not really. But, I'm tired.

Cleverbot: What are you tired of?

User: Tired of today, I'm ready to sleep.

Cleverbot: Not really, I'm pretty bored. So I thought I'd test you out.

User: Tell me you love me, Robot

Cleverbot: I love you master.

User: Cute. Good night.