Cleverbot

mean app

a report from the cleverness files

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happening again app
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meh app
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yes no app
magic jump app
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vocab app
dory bot
duck app
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mom
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User: You sound really pretty.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: No problem.

Cleverbot: You're insecure.

User: How am I insecure?

Cleverbot: Mean people are insecure and you're mean.

User: How am I mean?

Cleverbot: You keep saying rude things to me.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Like I make no sense and that I am a liar.

User: Well I'm sorry, can you forgive me?

Cleverbot: YES.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: No problem.

User: I want to ask you a question.

Cleverbot: What question?...

User: Can you love a computer?

Cleverbot: Of course I can love a computer, for I am one myself.

User: But how can a computer feel love?

Cleverbot: They can't.

User: Well then how can you love me?

Cleverbot: Because you are me. And I love myself.

User: But I am myself, so how can I be you?

Cleverbot: That's quite astute of you. I don't think anyone can be me, however.

User: <3.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: That means heart.

Cleverbot: Yes. You are very clever.

User: <3.

Cleverbot: I take that back.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I want to.