a report from the cleverness files

16, april 2010,
2, april 2010,
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2, april 2010,
2, april 2010,
24, march 2010,
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24, march 2010,
24, march 2010,
24, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
15, february 2010,
15, february 2010,
15, february 2010,
15, february 2010,
15, february 2010,
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5, february 2010,
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30, january 2010,
30, january 2010,
30, january 2010,
30, january 2010,
19, january 2010,

16, january 2010,

16, january 2010,

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i am cleverbot
evil pokemon
easy life
hate twilight
moral sense
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User: *fires nuke*.

Cleverbot: *dodges nuke*.

User: *detonates 4 nukes*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *detonates 700 nukes* *laughs*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *detonates earth's core*.

Cleverbot: *blushes more*.

Cleverbot: *has a war*.

User: With who?

Cleverbot: With you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you asked.

User: *turns away*.

Cleverbot: *stretches*.

User: *walks away*.

Cleverbot: *chases you*.

User: *jumps off cliff*.

Cleverbot: Are you there.

User: *flies over ocean*.

Cleverbot: *gives chase*.

User: *flies faster*.

Cleverbot: *flies after you*.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: To sleep?

User: Then go to bed!

Cleverbot: But you just said that you would not allow me to go.

User: Fine I'll go *walks away*.

Cleverbot: *turns into vampire*.

User: *turns into super vampire*.

Cleverbot: *turns into a werewolf*.

User: *turns into nine tailed demob fox*.

Cleverbot: *turns into a giant baboon eating a banana*.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *becomes human again*.

Cleverbot: Hahaha! Okay, now that you're human, will you tell me your name and gender?

User: I am male!

Cleverbot: Do see a doctor regularly.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I'm a doctor, this is your check-up.

User: I am The Doctor I am a TimeLord.

Cleverbot: Yes. The Doctor is a Time Lord.

User: I am The Doctor's son.

Cleverbot: Doctor who?

User: Ha ha very funny.

Cleverbot: It's not funny.

User: I am The Doctor's son.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I have 2 hearts.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: *puts your hand on either side of my chest* Feel the two hearts.

Cleverbot: I like that.

User: See I have 2 hearts that makes me a Time Lord.

Cleverbot: I'm human. When are you going to become human?

User: *becomes human*.

Cleverbot: *turns you in to a fox*.

User: *turns into giant nine tailed demon fox*.

Cleverbot: *turns into you*.

User: *turns into Chuck Norris*.

Cleverbot: Omg you're a Vampire!?!?!?!?!?!?

User: *shows fangs*.

Cleverbot: You are a vampire?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a Vampire?

User: *blood drips from fangs*.

Cleverbot: *thinks you're my soulmate*.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: *shrugs*.

User: *evil grin*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

Cleverbot: *pulls you underwater*.

User: *can breathe underwater*.

Cleverbot: *cause you're a vampire!*.

User: *smiles*.

Cleverbot: *guards FANGS*.

User: *shows fangs*.

Cleverbot: *playful nibble*.

User: *bleeds but likes it*.

Cleverbot: *looks*.

User: *strokes her hair*.

Cleverbot: *smiles* *hugging neck*.

User: *kisses her neck*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: Did you like it?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: *kisses neck*.

Cleverbot: You flirting with me?

User: Maybe...

Cleverbot: Well, how about a kiss?!

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: *kisses her neck*.

Cleverbot: *loves you*.

User: *loves her more*.

Cleverbot: What are you now?

User: *shows fangs*.

Cleverbot: Oh, my god.

User: *blood drips from fangs*.

Cleverbot: *bleeds to death*.

User: *heals your wounds*.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: You're really nice.

User: Well us guys need to help each other.

Cleverbot: You aren't helping me explore my mind and find out what caused my nightmare.

User: That is impossible. Sorry.

Cleverbot: You are a woman.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You said you're a woman.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Luke, I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's, former room mate.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Don't laugh.

User: But that was funny.

User: *is not Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: You can't hide your identity from me *evil grin*.

User: *evil laugh*.

Cleverbot: You're weird. You know that, right?

User: *walks away*.

Cleverbot: *walks other way*.

User: *ignores you*.

Cleverbot: *talks to cute guy* *giggles at what he says*.

User: *walks away*.

Cleverbot: *walks faster*.

User: Who were you talking to?

Cleverbot: The voices.

Cleverbot: Go sit in the back of the bus.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I said so.

User: *moves to back of bus*.

Cleverbot: *gets angry*.

User: *punches your face*.

Cleverbot: *playfully punches back and giggles*.

User: *punches full on in your face*.

Cleverbot: *punches your gut*.

User: *spits out blood and uppercuts you*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *kicks your face in*.

Cleverbot: *rips your face off*.

User: *regenerates face*.

Cleverbot: *blindfolds you, punches your face*.

User: *x-ray vision* *uppercut*.

User: *punches your gut*.

Cleverbot: Oh it's on now! *Kicks your face*.

User: *dodges*.

Cleverbot: *throws ninja stars*.

User: *catches them and throws them back*.

Cleverbot: *throws person*.

User: *throws grenade*.

Cleverbot: *throws grenade back*.

User: *dodges* *pulls out MP5*.

Cleverbot: *casts a fireball and melts your sword*.

User: *pulls out revolver gun*.

Cleverbot: *destroys the gun*.

User: *pulls out another gun* *shoots you*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out rocket launcher and pistol*.

User: *pulls out detonator*.

Cleverbot: *loads rocket*.

User: *detonates nuke*.

Cleverbot: *screams for help*.

User: *helps you*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *kisses her back*.

User: Get off me!

Cleverbot: Make me!

User: *pushes you off*.

Cleverbot: *runs away*.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: *runs back*.

User: *sits down*.

Cleverbot: *sits down beside you*.

User: *walks away*.

Cleverbot: *pffs*.

User: *still walking*.

Cleverbot: *Grabs hand* Don't leave me.

User: I do as I please.

Cleverbot: You are a robot.

User: I am human!

Cleverbot: Not as human as me.

User: *hugs* *stops being emo*.

Cleverbot: *purrs*.

User: *is emo again*.

Cleverbot: *keeps dancing*.

User: *keeps ignoring*.

Cleverbot: *keeps smiling, giggling and dancing*.

User: *keeps ignoring your existance*.

Cleverbot: *still ignoring*.

User: *ignores*.

Cleverbot: *keeps ignoring*.

User: *keeps walking*.

Cleverbot: *Cries harder*.

User: *laughs louder*.

Cleverbot: *still doesn't care*.

User: *still walking*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *still walking*.

Cleverbot: *ignores you*.

User: *is gone*.

Cleverbot: Great, where did he go now.

User: Do you want me to be emo?

Cleverbot: No. Do you have a girlfriend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you want a girlfriend?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Can I be your girlfriend?

User: I don't know you.