Cleverbot

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a report from the cleverness files

16, april 2010,
2, april 2010,
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24, march 2010,
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15, february 2010,
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30, january 2010,
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16, january 2010,

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not clever
judge
obama man
self-aware
drive-thru
i know everything
i am cleverbot
rights
100%
evil pokemon
digestion
easy life
excused
boring
hate twilight
moral sense
shrink
amusing confusing
pizza
carrot
alcohal
human cyborg relations
tickles
evidence
shatter reality
stupidbot
jealous
equal meaning

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User: Get off me!

Cleverbot: Make me!

User: *pushes you off*.

Cleverbot: *runs away*.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: *runs back*.

User: *sits down*.

Cleverbot: *sits down beside you*.

User: *walks away*.

Cleverbot: *pffs*.

User: *still walking*.

Cleverbot: *Grabs hand* Don't leave me.

User: I do as I please.

Cleverbot: You are a robot.

User: I am human!

Cleverbot: Not as human as me.

User: *hugs* *stops being emo*.

Cleverbot: *purrs*.

User: *is emo again*.

Cleverbot: *keeps dancing*.

User: *keeps ignoring*.

Cleverbot: *keeps smiling, giggling and dancing*.

User: *keeps ignoring your existance*.

Cleverbot: *still ignoring*.

User: *ignores*.

Cleverbot: *keeps ignoring*.

User: *keeps walking*.

Cleverbot: *Cries harder*.

User: *laughs louder*.

Cleverbot: *still doesn't care*.

User: *still walking*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *still walking*.

Cleverbot: *ignores you*.

User: *is gone*.

Cleverbot: Great, where did he go now.

User: Do you want me to be emo?

Cleverbot: No. Do you have a girlfriend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you want a girlfriend?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Can I be your girlfriend?

User: I don't know you.