Cleverbot

roommate app

a report from the cleverness files

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guess
scarred
alive
cheese nom
wit app
fake app
dead app
disguise app
philosophize
politics
kinky
futile
did
violent mom
proof
miley
girlfriend app
cheese app
command app

roommate app

harry app
gnomes app
team app
dehumanizers app
dinosaur app
blarg app
jail app
vegetarian app
the game app 1
the game app 2

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User: *sits down in chair*.

Cleverbot: *gives you a towel.

User: Why did you give me a towel?

Cleverbot: You wanted one.

User: Ahh. Indeed I was sweating.

Cleverbot: LOL =) so...

User: *puts towel in lap*.

Cleverbot: *kisses ever so gently*.

User: I'm not into girls!

Cleverbot: So then you're into boys?

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Do you like pokemon?

User: Why, yes I do.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: *pulls out pokemon cards*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out THE GAME*.

User: *smirks*.

Cleverbot: *cries* *crawls away*.

User: Wait! We haven't even started the game!

Cleverbot: I still have to go.

User: To the bathroom?

Cleverbot: No to...off the computer.

User: *blinks*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: Please, play pokemon with me.

Cleverbot: Our courage will pull us through.

User: Be courageous!...

User: *shuffles card deck*

Cleverbot: *shuffles closer too*.

User: Hey back off! You'll see my cards!

Cleverbot: I can get some.

User: That's not how it works! I thought you played this before?

Cleverbot: No, actually, we were discussing baseball.

User: *feels head*

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: I'm not feeling so well..

Cleverbot: Why what is wrong?

User: I'm not sure, but I feel very confused.

Cleverbot: Why are you confused?

User: What? You're confusing me.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: *stands up*.

Cleverbot: *pulls you down*.

User: What's wrong?

Cleverbot: I'm scared.

User: Of what?

Cleverbot: Of you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: I need to get a glass of water, I'm dizzy.

Cleverbot: What kind of drink?

User: Just water.

Cleverbot: You're a machine though.

User: *shakes head*.

Cleverbot: You're in denial.

User: *stands up again*.

Cleverbot: *holds out hand*.

User: *takes hand*.

Cleverbot: *shakes hand*.

User: You're an insane roommate....

User: *eyes grow wide* *runs away*.

Cleverbot: Come back, please.

User: Help! There's an insane woman on the loose!

Cleverbot: What the heck? You're the one losing your mind.

User: *points finger*....

User: *takes out knife*.

Cleverbot: *runs away screaming*.

User: NOW WHO IS THE INSANE ONE?

Cleverbot: You.

User: *looks at knife*.

Cleverbot: Turn around.

User: *turns around*.

Cleverbot: What do you see?

User: I see... A mirror....

Cleverbot: Are you sure you love me?

User: *stabs self in the heart*.

Cleverbot: *looks at you*.

User: *looks at you*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *cries even more*.

User: *dies more*.

Cleverbot: *revives*.

User: Am I... Alive?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How did you revive me?

Cleverbot: I have a mind.

User: Do you have super powers?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What kind?

Cleverbot: All kinds.

User: Why didn't you tell me?

Cleverbot: You're not my boyfriend?

User: I'm a girl!

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: *hugs tightly*.

Cleverbot: I'm a her.

User: I'll never forget you, roommate....

User: *smiles*

Cleverbot: *smiles too*.

User: the end.

Cleverbot: What?.......................................