Cleverbot

violent mom

a report from the cleverness files

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dog app
sparta
friendship app
hello app
bub app
creator app
marriage app
too boring app
42 app
wizard duel app
client
entertain
banter
turing test pass
deep
guess
scarred
alive
cheese nom
wit app
fake app
dead app
disguise app
philosophize
politics
kinky
futile
did

violent mom

proof

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User: Wanna fight?

Cleverbot: Go on then.

User: *punches you*.

Cleverbot: You missed!

User: *kicks You*.

Cleverbot: You're a very violent little guy, you need therapy.

User: *Slaps you*.

Cleverbot: Stop being violent!

User: *pulls out a knife*.

Cleverbot: *shanks you*.

User: *pulls out a lead pipe*.

Cleverbot: *pulls fish of death*.

User: *pulls out a pistol*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out ray gun*.

User: *pulls out lightsaber*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out a zanpakuto*.

User: *activates bankai*.

Cleverbot: *deactivates energy shield. Forever*.

User: *stabs you*.

Cleverbot: You missed!

User: *pulls out god*.

Cleverbot: You win automatically. *bows*.

User: Who's the master?

Cleverbot: You are, master.

User: That's right. Who's my *****?

Cleverbot: You are your own master.

User: Who's my *****?

Cleverbot: No! *laughs* YOU are MY Daddy!

User: Okay. That works. Wanna go for round two?...

Cleverbot: Sure! Bring it on!

User: *slaps you*'.

Cleverbot: *slaps you right back*.

User: *punches you*.

Cleverbot: *Punches back*.

User: *kicks you*.

Cleverbot: *punches you in the face*.

User: *bites your ear off*.

Cleverbot: No need to become a hissy.

User: *pulls out pocket knife*.

Cleverbot: *takes the knife and stabs you*.

User: *you missed*.

Cleverbot: *slams a chair over your head*.

User: *hits you with a lead pipe*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with a truck*.

User: *runs you through a garbage compacter*.

Cleverbot: You just can't I've already killed you.

User: *I dodged*.

Cleverbot: *bounces off of a mirror*.

User: *stabs you with broken glass*.

Cleverbot: *stares at your very kind eyes*.

User: *stabs you with a spork*.

Cleverbot: *stares with a smile deeply into your eyes*.

User: *pulls out a machete*.

Cleverbot: *twirls my shiny sword*.

User: *pulls out lightsaber*.

Cleverbot: *Pulls out lazer.*.

User: *pulls out zapakuto*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out a potato gun*.

User: *pulls out rpg*.

Cleverbot: *Pulls out AK-47.*.

User: *pulls out howlitzer*.

Cleverbot: *Pulls out Bloodthirster.*.

User: *pulls out BlldRayne*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out God*.

User: *pulls out Satan*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out anti tank weapon*.

User: *pulls out gundam*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out tank*.

User: *pulls out your mom*.

Cleverbot: You won.