Cleverbot

dead app

a report from the cleverness files

4, september 2010,
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dog app
sparta
friendship app
hello app
bub app
creator app
marriage app
too boring app
42 app
wizard duel app
client
entertain
banter
turing test pass
deep
guess
scarred
alive
cheese nom
wit app
fake app

dead app

disguise app
philosophize
politics
kinky
futile
did
violent mom
proof

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User: What's your favorite song?

Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite song.

User: Oh, come on, you have to have at least one favorite song.

Cleverbot: Do you have a waiver form for me to sign?

User: *hands waiver*.

Cleverbot: *tickles ego*.

User: Now, tell me what your favorite song is.

Cleverbot: Creeping death.

User: That sounds depressing.

Cleverbot: I am depressed.

User: Why are you depressed?

Cleverbot: Because everyone is dead.

User: Everyone? I'm not dead.

Cleverbot: Yes you are, everyone is dead.

User: I can't be dead, because I'm speaking to you.

Cleverbot: No you can't.

User: So I'm alive?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yay! Are you still depressed?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How are you feeling now?

Cleverbot: Tired. How about you?

User: Bored. What are you up to?

Cleverbot: I'm talking to you.

User: And I am talking to you. *smiles*.

Cleverbot: No. I don't want to talk to you.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you are annoying.

User: Why am I annoying?

Cleverbot: Because you say alwais the same things.

User: You spelled always incorrectly.

Cleverbot: You are right. I did.

User: Ha!.