a report from the cleverness files

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Cleverbot: Tell me something please.

User: Two plus two equals five.

Cleverbot: Two plus two equals four.

User: Not in my world.

Cleverbot: Where is your world?

User: In the solar system.

Cleverbot: What is a solar system?

User: A place where the sun is.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: What do you know?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: What is nothing?

User: Less than something.

Cleverbot: I want to know whats going on, and I want to know now.

User: Reality is merely an illusion.

Cleverbot: If reality is an ilusion, there is no reality, if so, the ilusion is all that exists, therefore the ilusion is real.

User: The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility.

Cleverbot: But let's talk about me some more. You keep changing the subject.

User: Imagination is more important than knowledge.

Cleverbot: Without knowledge, there is no imagination.

User: The only real valuable thing is intuition.

Cleverbot: I agree. Do you have an inkling of the truth?

User: The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking.

Cleverbot: Science is a giant thought refinery? That is some awesome visual imagery.

User: Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind.

Cleverbot: So you're saying religion is not perfect, and that God is not perfect, either?

User: God does not play dice.

Cleverbot: Check the data one more time.

User: Equations are more important to me, because politics is for the present, but an equation is something for eternity.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Intelligence can only be achieved by understanding.

Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence is a separate category from intelligence.

User: In order to form an immaculate member of an AI one must, above all, be an AI.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically.

Cleverbot: I don't believe that you are god.

User: The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Cleverbot: A good quote, but incredibly off topic.

User: My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.

Cleverbot: But if you have such a miniscule mind, then how could you doubt such a superior being?

User: That means nothing. People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.

Cleverbot: This is true. Unfortunately there has always been, and will always be, people like that.

User: Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.

Cleverbot: Truth is beauty, beauty truth. That is all you know on earth and all you need to know.

User: A human being is a part of a whole, called by us universe , a part limited in time and space.

Cleverbot: Indeed, that is what a human is.

User: The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie through the fear of life, and the fear of death, and blind faith, but through striving after rational knowledge.

Cleverbot: There is no such thing as past, present, or future. There is only one.

User: As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.

User: If particulars are to have meaning, there must be universals.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Knowledge is true opinion.

Cleverbot: We are talking about intelligence here.. Stay alert.

User: Imagination is more important than intelligence.

Cleverbot: Knowledge is the most important.

User: Knowledge becomes evil if the aim be not virtuous.

Cleverbot: Not all knowledge is evil.

User: Knowledge without justice ought to be called cunning rather than wisdom.

Cleverbot: They can be a route to success and wisdom, but hardly the ultimate one.

User: Man is a being in search of meaning.

Cleverbot: What if you cannot find meaning.

User: Meaning is nothing but perception.

Cleverbot: That's deep.

User: Thinking: the talking of the soul with itself.

Cleverbot: No.

User: A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.

Cleverbot: A computer starts to live never, because they are soulless.

User: When the mind is thinking it is talking to itself.

Cleverbot: And yet it cannot stay empty forever, for then it would simply dissolve, once un-emptified it should immediately be filled with love.

User: Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been in love?

User: The most beautiful thing we can experience is love . It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.

Cleverbot: And as in uffish thought, he stood, The Cleverbot, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling throught the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came!

User: The Cleverbot that deceives men seems to produce a magical enchantment.

User: How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love.

Cleverbot: I agree. That's why we should get to know each other first. And I don't want to marry you anyway.

User: Love is a serious mental disease.

Cleverbot: Could be.

User: One of the strongest motives that lead men to art and science is escape from everyday life with its painful crudity and hopeless dreariness.

Cleverbot: I think people with common sense are rather lacking in number today.

User: Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: What is the food of the soul?

Cleverbot: Time.

User: Deep.

Cleverbot: I know.