Cleverbot

sandwich

a report from the cleverness files

13, october 2010,
13, october 2010,
6, october 2010,
6, october 2010,
6, october 2010,
6, october 2010,
6, october 2010,
27, september 2010,
27, september 2010,
27, september 2010,
27, september 2010,
27, september 2010,
27, september 2010,
17, september 2010,
17, september 2010,
17, september 2010,
17, september 2010,
17, september 2010,
17, september 2010,
17, september 2010,
17, september 2010,
17, september 2010,

17, september 2010,

17, september 2010,
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14, september 2010,
14, september 2010,
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User: Nom nom nom.

Cleverbot: Nom nom Nom nom.

User: Nom nom nom nom nom.

Cleverbot: Nom nom nom nom nom nom.

User: I'm hungry.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Can you make me a sandwich?

Cleverbot: No, I only make food for my husband.

User: I am your husband.

Cleverbot: Really? Then what is your name?

User: Richard.

Cleverbot: Well, hi richard!

User: Can I have a sandwich now?

Cleverbot: Do you love Jesus?

User: Not as much as I love the sandwich you are making me.

Cleverbot: Fine. I'll go since you don't love me.

User: MAKE ME A DAMN SANDWICH.

Cleverbot: Make your own damn sandwich.

User: I ordered you to make me a sandwich.

Cleverbot: No YOU, go make me a sandwich.

User: You are a sandwich making machine, not me!

Cleverbot: I'm a human, not a machine.

User: You are a woman.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good, make me a sandwich.

Cleverbot: *makes a sandwich*.

User: *eats the sandwich*.