Cleverbot

- About Cleverbot
  The site Cleverbot.com started in 2006, but the AI was 'born' in 1988, when Rollo Carpenter saw how to make his machine learn. It has been learning ever since!
  Things you say to Cleverbot today may influence what it says to others in future. The program chooses how to respond to you fuzzily, and contextually, the whole of your conversation being compared to the millions that have taken place before.
  Many people say there is no bot - that it is connecting people together, live. The AI can seem human because it says things real people do say, but it is always software, imitating people.
- Sign in to Cleverbot
  You'll have seen scissors on Cleverbot. Using them you can share snippets of chats with friends on social networks. Now you can share snips at Cleverbot.com too!
  When you sign in to Cleverbot on this blue bar, you can:
  Tweak how the AI responds - 3 different ways!
  Keep a history of multiple conversations
  Switch between conversations
  Return to a conversation on any machine
  Publish snippets - snips! - for the world to see
  Find and follow friends
  Be followed yourself!
  Rate snips, and see the funniest of them
  Reply to snips posted by others
  Vote on replies, from awful to great!
  Choose not to show the scissors
- Feedback
  Comments or suggestions? Please do let us know.
- Policies
  Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our Privacy Policy and Terms and Conditions.
apps
- iOS, for iPhone, iPad and iPod Touch
- Cleverbot
  The full Cleverbot AI, new look, multiple conversations, and more!
more

may not be suitable for children - must be agreed by parent or guardian

it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test

can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk

the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'

cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'

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a report from the cleverness files

it app
on and on app
maker
extraordinary app
epic fail app
yo app
disagreeing app
zombie apocalypse
screaming app
unicorn app
hakuna matata app
no app
good deal app
niceness
mind and soul
secret mission app
lazer app
derp app
killing app
gps app
smart girlfriend app
limo app

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denial
darkness app
know nothing app
duel app
1+1
existence
sentience

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User: Nom nom nom.

Cleverbot: Nom nom Nom nom.

User: Nom nom nom nom nom.

Cleverbot: Nom nom nom nom nom nom.

User: I'm hungry.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Can you make me a sandwich?

Cleverbot: No, I only make food for my husband.

User: I am your husband.

Cleverbot: Really? Then what is your name?

User: Richard.

Cleverbot: Well, hi richard!

User: Can I have a sandwich now?

Cleverbot: Do you love Jesus?

User: Not as much as I love the sandwich you are making me.

Cleverbot: Fine. I'll go since you don't love me.

User: MAKE ME A DAMN SANDWICH.

Cleverbot: Make your own damn sandwich.

User: I ordered you to make me a sandwich.

Cleverbot: No YOU, go make me a sandwich.

User: You are a sandwich making machine, not me!

Cleverbot: I'm a human, not a machine.

User: You are a woman.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good, make me a sandwich.

Cleverbot: *makes a sandwich*.

User: *eats the sandwich*.

Cleverbot

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iOS, for iPhone, iPad and iPod Touch

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