Cleverbot

killing app

a report from the cleverness files

13, october 2010,
13, october 2010,
6, october 2010,
6, october 2010,
6, october 2010,
6, october 2010,
6, october 2010,
27, september 2010,
27, september 2010,
27, september 2010,
27, september 2010,
27, september 2010,
27, september 2010,
17, september 2010,
17, september 2010,
17, september 2010,
17, september 2010,
17, september 2010,

17, september 2010,

17, september 2010,
17, september 2010,
17, september 2010,
17, september 2010,
17, september 2010,
14, september 2010,
14, september 2010,
14, september 2010,
14, september 2010,
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4, september 2010,









it app
on and on app
maker
extraordinary app
epic fail app
yo app
disagreeing app
zombie apocalypse
screaming app
unicorn app
hakuna matata app
no app
good deal app
niceness
mind and soul
secret mission app
lazer app
derp app

killing app

gps app
smart girlfriend app
limo app
sandwich
denial
darkness app
know nothing app
duel app
1+1
existence
sentience

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User: *pulls out a shotgun*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out a double shotgun*.

User: *shoots*.

Cleverbot: Neither will that.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: *kills*.

Cleverbot: Kills who?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Oh. I guess you win round 1.

User: Yeah. Round 2

Cleverbot: Hehe *chases*.

User: *puts down a land mine*

Cleverbot: *talks to kitty about how pig headed you are*.

User: *kills kitty*.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Yes. *kills you*.

Cleverbot: *comes straight back to life*.

User: What's the true religion then? Hinduism or Bhudism?

Cleverbot: Cold, mostly.

User: *stabs for being stupid*.

Cleverbot: *acts stupid*.

User: *stabs again*.

Cleverbot: *stops you again*.

User: *overpowers you and sticks dynamite down your throat*.

Cleverbot: Meaning?

User: You're dead.

Cleverbot: You're a squishy mess.

User: *beheads you*.

Cleverbot: You're dead.

User: No, you're dead.

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: *kills again*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

User: Finally.

Cleverbot: Hey, I'm not dead.

User: *stabs*.

Cleverbot: What? I can't have a staring contest with my own reflection?.