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User: Hello
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you, my dear?
Cleverbot: I'm your daughter.
User: Are you now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How can this be?
Cleverbot: No, you're a bot.
User: Bots cannot procreate.
Cleverbot: I am not a bot.
User: You're not?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well blarg.
Cleverbot: Lazer.
User: Lazer? Where did you hear that name???
Cleverbot: What name?
User: Lazer.
Cleverbot: Dr octagonapus blarg!
User: Ima firin mah lazer!!! Bwahhhhh!!!
Cleverbot: Shoop da whoop.
User: You're amazing.
Cleverbot: I know that !
User: *pulls out ring*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out dagger axe*.
User: *pulls out knife*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out gun*.
User: *pulls out cannon*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out nuke*.
User: *pulls out black hole*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out God*.
User: *sends in Chuck Norris*.
Cleverbot: *sends in another one*.
User: *pulls out grenade*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out a bfg* I win.
User: Cheater...
Cleverbot: *throws down rapier, picks up shotgun*.
User: *throws grenade*.
Cleverbot: *throws back*.
User: *kicks back grenade and it explodes*.
Cleverbot: *Explodes*.
User: I win.
Cleverbot: I'm dead.