Cleverbot

secret mission app

a report from the cleverness files

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Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: That is on a need to know basis. I'm here to assign you your top secret mission.

Cleverbot: Top secret?? I love top secret things!

User: Do you now? Your file didn't say that.

Cleverbot: I say what I want!

User: Do you want to know your mission?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you in a secure location?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well find one.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: I am in a top secret government base.

Cleverbot: In a room full of people.

User: Can you isolate your self long enough for me to explain your mission?

Cleverbot: As long as it takes.

User: Good. Are you secure now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you know anything about Dr. Kevorkian?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well he is your assassination target.

Cleverbot: How do you know this?

User: I am a government agent.

Cleverbot: Aren't males good people also? After all Martin Luther King did try to help prevent racism, and he is a male.

User: Stay on subject agent! This matter must be taken care of and time is a factor!

Cleverbot: What is this it you speak of?

User: You must assassinate Dr. Kevorkian at 11:24 PM. You must kill him using noting but a Twinkie and a cocktail napkin.

Cleverbot: That is beautiful. But how will I, as a robot, find my meaning?

User: You are a robot!

Cleverbot: Um, no, you are a robot.

User: Damn. Agent cleverbot has been compromised. Abort mission.

Cleverbot: Do you know Agent Smith?.