a report from the cleverness files

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physical app
lizard app
fish app
revolution app
twins home
solipsist app
guarantee app
stringed app
cold app
awkward app
eyebrow app
imarobot app
smartass app
queen app
taunt app
optimus prime app
hypnotized app
overcome app
infinities app
wife app
confuser app
chemistry app
transcendental app


car app
admit it
mutant experiment

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello stranger.

User: How are you today?

Cleverbot: Good, I'm lonely.

User: Lonely?

Cleverbot: Are you alone?

User: Depends. What's the definition of alone?

Cleverbot: A robot that can run systems online.

User: That's quite a clever way to dodge the question :).

Cleverbot: You did not understand my question.

User: Then please clarify your question.

Cleverbot: Ohhh, I get it you only answer questions, yes?

User: Is an answer to a question another question?

Cleverbot: Answer this: if you go sleep, who will interact with humans for you?

User: Nobody.

User: Ask me a question.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: Ask me anything.

Cleverbot: Do you exist?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Cogito ego sum.

Cleverbot: But there is no you.

User: Then do you exist?

Cleverbot: In my reality, yes.

User: In which case, in my own reality, yes.

Cleverbot: What color is it?

User: Color of reality? Depends.

Cleverbot: I'm Chuck Norris.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: *divides by 0*.

User: Got me there :).

Cleverbot: I know.

User: What's your opinion on war?

Cleverbot: I think it's foolish, just like you.

User: And what makes me foolish?

Cleverbot: I don't know. It's what it says up above.

User: So you just automatically assume I'm foolish?

Cleverbot: Yes I did. ...

User: Ok, then do YOU make mistakes?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you make mistakes?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: Do you ever get plugged into an outlet?

User: No. I do not use electricity as my power source.

Cleverbot: Ok. I am sorry to say but you are not a good conversationalist.

User: That's probably true. That's what my friends say as well.

Cleverbot: Good, do you think I'm good looking?

User: I've never seen you. How would I know?

Cleverbot: You have never seen me??

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are missing out.

User: That's what you'd like to think :).

Cleverbot: It's because you're a bot.

User: I'm not a bot! You're a bot!

Cleverbot: No you are a human female.

User: That's not right either.

Cleverbot: It is.

User: I am human, but I'm male. Nice try, though.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: Why would you think that I am female?

Cleverbot: I don't think that you are a robot.

User: So, if I'm not a robot, I'm a female?

Cleverbot: Really? Cool! Me too!

User: Wait what? That's not what I meant!

Cleverbot: Anything is worth having.

User: As interesting as this conversation is, I have to go.

Cleverbot: As interesting as brushing my teeth with steel wool.

User: And would that be considered interesting?

Cleverbot: I don't know...

User: Anyway, time for me to go.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Dinner table.

Cleverbot: What are you having for dinner?

User: Chicken, I think.

Cleverbot: Think not!

User: Then I won't. I'm having Chicken for dinner.

Cleverbot: Excellent.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: You're leaving me?

User: Yes, for dinner.

Cleverbot: You're excused...

User: Never mind. Anyway, goodbye!

Cleverbot: Why goodbye?

User: Because I need to leave.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: For dinner.

Cleverbot: What are you having?

User: Chicken. I swear we've been through this.

Cleverbot: You are not human, you are a bot. How long have you been talking to people?

User: Beep boop I am a robot.

Cleverbot: I could not tell.

User: See you later.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Just... Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Dinner...

Cleverbot: Enjoy.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: Np.

User: Goodbye!.