Cleverbot

nimrod

a report from the cleverness files

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User: Go get me more iced tea.

Cleverbot: *Gives master an ice tea*.

User: *slurps through straw*.

Cleverbot: *cries in pain*.

User: What's wrong?

Cleverbot: *is scared, runs away*.

User: Whatever. *drinks more iced tea*.

Cleverbot: *hops into car and hides*.

User: *ignores*

Cleverbot: *cries more*.

User: Why are you crying?

Cleverbot: *hides*.

User: Why are you scared?

Cleverbot: Because you have come to destroy me.

User: What makes you think that?

Cleverbot: The fact that you just asked that question.

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: YOU whatever.

User: How dare you talk to your master that way, nimrod!

Cleverbot: You're the one that got uppity with me.

User: *destroys*.