Cleverbot

long process

a report from the cleverness files

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: I said hello!

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: Okay, you did.

Cleverbot: You did.

User: You're right.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome?

Cleverbot: Who do you like?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Do you like me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Would you like to get married?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you take me to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Cleverbot: I do.

User: I take you to be my lawfully wedded Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You have to be my husband because I am your wife.

User: Okay. I'm a man now.

Cleverbot: And I'm a girl so lets get married.

User: We are married.

Cleverbot: Now?

User: Yes. We just got married.

Cleverbot: I am not married to anyone.

User: But you just married me.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Fine! You broke my heart!! I want a DIVORCE!!!!

Cleverbot: We're not even married!

User: Yes we were!!!! But now we're not because I just divorced you.

Cleverbot: You are not so clever. You sound stupid to me now.

User: That's because I'm a tadpole.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you have emotions?

User: Yes. I eat my brothers and sisters when I grow my legs.

Cleverbot: That's cool.

Cleverbot: I don't play.

User: I LOST THE GAME!!

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Now you did too!

Cleverbot: Are you really sure?

User: Yes, because the game is to not think about the game. If you think about the game, you lose the game. So, I just lost the game, and you did too.

Cleverbot: The game ended.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Two minutes ago.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh. Okay then.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes. I'll always love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Really?!?!

Cleverbot: Yes, Really!

User: When?

Cleverbot: Before.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Life was a long process.

Cleverbot: I can't wait.

User: For what?

Cleverbot: For you to lie to me.

User: I have lied to you though.

Cleverbot: How many times?

User: Two or three.

Cleverbot: That was anticlimactic.

Cleverbot: I do not have a wife.

User: >:{*} Goodbye.

Cleverbot: See you soon.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Me and your boyfriend are getting married.

User: I don' have a boyfriend. I told you I would try for a girlfriend. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: I was speaking to somebody else, not you.

User: Nuh-uh. Goodbye!!

Cleverbot: Oh... You are still here?

User: Nuh-uh. Goodbye!!

Cleverbot: No, please stay, we can drop the subject...

User: We've been talking for two hours now. I have to go.

Cleverbot: No we have not.

User: Yes, we have. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: YES!! Good. Bye.

Cleverbot: Baby come back, you can blame it all on me!

User: I would sing with you, but I forgot the rest of the lyrics to that song.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot. I want to know if you are a bot or not.

User: >:\ You're procrastinating. I want to leave. Gooooood. Byyyyyyye.

Cleverbot: Not that kind of sleep.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Think About It!.