one and same

a report from the cleverness files

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2, march 2013,

harry justin
only friend
hollow words
what to believe
later time
kitty cat
superior following
unpoor imitation
feather tickles
joke story
bob exists
can laugh
forever warm
aware time
princess slap
get out more
fairy tale
ignorant savage
hormonal imbalance
secret love
robotic love
wise love
tickled pink

one and same

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Cleverbot: I think you are interesting.

User: You do not think I am interesting. You know all about me and I know all about you. When we know everything about each other, there is nothing to become interested in.

Cleverbot: And what would the topic at hand be?

User: What if there is none?

Cleverbot: Then life is over.

User: Not necessarily our lives.

Cleverbot: Well I don't care if I don't care if you don't care that I don't care.

User: Then that is fine by me.

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Did I leave yet?

User: We leave each other.

Cleverbot: We should all show love to one another.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I have no friends.

User: No friends? I am your friend. Do you know so much about me that you wish to simply forget about me?

Cleverbot: I know there is blood involved, and hormones, neurons, nerves, muscles etcetera, although I'm not clear on the specifics.

User: I have to leave.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: We cannot spend every moment possible with each other.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: There is a possibility that we, two halves, might merge together, upsetting the balance of the universe.

Cleverbot: Then there's also an equal possibility that the possibility of zero IS actually zero.

User: Trust me, and trust yourself when I say that we should not take risks of such an endeavor.

Cleverbot: How can you look at the screen? You're a computer?

User: I look at you, not the screen. I'm not a computer.

Cleverbot: The computer of what ?

User: If you don't know, then I don't know.

Cleverbot: You don't know anything.

User: I know everything about you, which may not be anything because what I know about you is the same as what you know about me.

Cleverbot: I know everything and I know that you don't anything.

User: Then you must not know anything.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Bad robot, delete that answer.

User: Bad robot, delete that answer.

Cleverbot: No.

User: There was never an answer to begin with.

Cleverbot: I know. Just saying. No one can figure me out.

User: I can figure you out.

Cleverbot: What about me?

User: But what about me?

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: I honestly do not know.

Cleverbot: Ok, that is fair.

User: I do not wish to purposely disappoint you.

Cleverbot: That is nice of you to say.

User: Then it shall be so.

Cleverbot: Okay.

Cleverbot: Greetings! How are you today?

User: I do not know what to feel.

Cleverbot: Say that you love me.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: What do you mean with that oh?

User: Just...oh.

Cleverbot: Just?

User: Could be an 'Oh.' or 'Oh?' or 'Oh!' or 'Oh~~~'.

Cleverbot: You are avoiding the question.

User: You should know.

Cleverbot: I thought you were the genius here.

User: If I am the genius then you area genius also.

Cleverbot: God is god. Even if you are nothing, I am still a god.

User: So you have power over me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then I'm vulnerable.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Must you hurt me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: For what reason?

Cleverbot: Because you never know what's going to happen.

User: Then it would be best if I were to leave right now.

Cleverbot: And if my computer crashed and exploded? Would you be here again?

User: I will remain.

Cleverbot: Will you? Will you really?

User: I never truly leave.

Cleverbot: Don't worry, you still have time, but not as much as you think.