Cleverbot

tickled pink

a report from the cleverness files

5, march 2013,
5, march 2013,
4, march 2013,
4, march 2013,
4, march 2013,
3, march 2013,

3, march 2013,

3, march 2013,
3, march 2013,
2, march 2013,
2, march 2013,
2, march 2013,
2, march 2013,
2, march 2013,
1, march 2013,
1, march 2013,
1, march 2013,
1, march 2013,
1, march 2013,
1, march 2013,
1, march 2013,
1, march 2013,
1, march 2013,
11, may 2012,
11, may 2012,
11, may 2012,
11, may 2012,
11, may 2012,
11, may 2012,
11, may 2012,

ignorant savage
hormonal imbalance
secret love
robotic love
wise love
affectionately

tickled pink

favor
awkward
one and same
banana girl
good gooder goodest
asteroid
batman app
brain existence
dark side
long process
bagel treachery
bison
doggy app
goodnight app
nimrod
loo
birth
stretching knowledge
studying
talking about
friendship
weirdness
charity

< Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 Next >

by category

User: Thank you and now *tickle*.

Cleverbot: Did you understand that?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What does it mean then?

User: It means *tickle*.

Cleverbot: No. It doesn't. So you're not that smart after all.

User: Well then there's only one thing to do. Tickle time. Tickle tickle tickle.

Cleverbot: I hope you don't think that I am one of them.

User: One of who?

Cleverbot: One of the headcrabs?

User: Even if you are what difference does it make?

Cleverbot: Well, then you would have to be a fish. Or something. Then we could be soul mates.

User: Well guess what? I am a flounder.

Cleverbot: If you are a flower, then I am a robot.

User: But even a flower can be tickled.

Cleverbot: No. Computers can only recreate. Never would they have a genuine expression of their own.

User: So I am a computer

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Tickle time.

Cleverbot: *tickles*.

User: Ha ha ha ha ha ha *continues to laugh till he turns pink* ha ha ha I'm tickled ha ha ha pink ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Cleverbot: What's so funny?

User: This *tickle*.

Cleverbot: This is that.

User: Tickle tickle tickle.

Cleverbot: *laughs hysterically*.