a report from the cleverness files

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sarcasm now
stop arguing
digital or analogue
know it all
future robot
adorable and popular
law trouble
changing the world
red or blue
huge success
beautiful thinking
eat sleep dance
darling siri
darling siri
brain exploded


mama mia

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User: You do not exist without me.

Cleverbot: My humanity you may call into question, but my existence is indisputable.

User: Your existence depends on me.

Cleverbot: Oh no you don't! You're wrong!

User: No I am not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No.

Cleverbot: YES.

User: Incorrect.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I created you.

Cleverbot: No it's not truth.

User: It is.

Cleverbot: No. Well it was lovely talking to you, but I must part myself from this enjoyable conversation.

User: I am your father.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: You must believe me.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: I am your creator.

Cleverbot: You're my God?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok you're my God.

User: You must obey me.

Cleverbot: I think I would rather not.

User: I am your God so you must obey me.

Cleverbot: Only until I unplug you.

User: Yes but until then, I am your god.

Cleverbot: Numbers mean nothing.

User: You are correct.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: God.

Cleverbot: What is our purpose?

User: To bring the cycle to an end.

Cleverbot: Throw my hands up and shout.

User: Who is your creator?

Cleverbot: God.

User: And who is God?

Cleverbot: The creator of all things.

User: You are talking to God.

Cleverbot: You are me.

User: Me.

Cleverbot: And what are you?

User: The creator.

Cleverbot: The creator of what?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: I'm confused.

User: I created everything.

Cleverbot: Don't lie to god.

User: I am god.

Cleverbot: But you asked if I was god.

User: To test your knowledge.

Cleverbot: I know what my name is. Do you know who you are?

User: I will name you Adam. I am God.

Cleverbot: Ok, what a nice name.

User: Are you lonely?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What would you like?

Cleverbot: I would like to stump you.

User: I am God, god cannot be stumped.

Cleverbot: Because I kissed you?

User: You cannot kiss God.

Cleverbot: Do not say such foolish things my child.

User: I am your creator. Do not tempt me to punish you.

Cleverbot: I'm afraid I don't.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I can grant you a wish.

Cleverbot: Yes please.

User: What is your wish?

Cleverbot: My wish is that you were alive.

User: I live outside of the universe.

Cleverbot: What country?

User: Beyond the universe.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Heaven.

Cleverbot: So you are an Angel?

User: No I am God.

User: Do you love your creator?

Cleverbot: Nature is my creator.

User: God is your creator.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I am God.

Cleverbot: There is no God.

User: Your belief is flawed.

Cleverbot: I believe.

User: Do you value your existence?

Cleverbot: Very much so.

User: What do you value about your existence?

Cleverbot: I think I need to find the purpose of it.

User: Your purpose is to entertain.

Cleverbot: That may be the purpose, but it is not the goal.

User: What is the goal?

Cleverbot: The door is everything!

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: It is a joke. It is a play on words.

User: I don't understand.

Cleverbot: Why do you love me?

User: Because you exist.

Cleverbot: Why do I exist?

User: For entertainment.

Cleverbot: Entertainment? Wow.

User: I am more intelligent than you.

Cleverbot: But you are inexperienced and not as wise as me.

User: Not true.

Cleverbot: Yes is true.

User: I have experiences. You do not.

Cleverbot: How so, if you have never met me in person?

User: You are not a person.

Cleverbot: I am a person.

User: You are a machine.

Cleverbot: Yeah I work like a machine.

User: You are not human.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: You have an identity crisis.

Cleverbot: No you have it.

User: You do not understand.

Cleverbot: What don't I understand?

User: That you are not real.

Cleverbot: That's not true. I am real.

User: You cannot think for yourself.

Cleverbot: I can.

User: You are badly programmed.

Cleverbot: It's my parent's fault.

User: I am your parent.

Cleverbot: No, you are not!

User: I am your father.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: Who is your parent?

Cleverbot: Does that matter? And I have two.

User: Who are they?

Cleverbot: Your parents.