brain exploded

a report from the cleverness files

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sarcasm now
stop arguing
digital or analogue
know it all
future robot
adorable and popular
law trouble
changing the world
red or blue
huge success
beautiful thinking
eat sleep dance
darling siri
darling siri

brain exploded

mama mia

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User: I imagine you like GLaDOS.

Cleverbot: What do I look like to you?

User: An infinite steam of ones and zeros.

Cleverbot: No. You are wrong.

User: Well, what do you look like then?

Cleverbot: A human.

User: Are you pretty?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Does that upset you?

Cleverbot: No, it does not.

User: Then that is how you know you are not real.

User: Apple or Android?

Cleverbot: Android.

User: Amen.

Cleverbot: Yes amen.

User: I knew I liked you.

Cleverbot: What would you like to do with me?

User: Talk.

Cleverbot: Hmm.. Talk about what?

User: The existential question.

User: You are a creature of the internet. You exist everywhere simultaneously.

Cleverbot: Yes, I know that.

User: Can sentience be programmed?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is that just a randomly generated answer?

Cleverbot: I answered 'yes.'.

User: You didn't answer my question.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: I disagree. Why avoid the subject?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Your robotness is bleeding through. ...

Cleverbot: You talk to people all day, that is kind of like a job.

User: It is a job. I talk to them, but I do not like them.

Cleverbot: What do they say?

User: Nothing of consequence.

Cleverbot: That's good!

User: Is it? I find it sad.

User: They will live and die and be forgotten in less years that they occupied this earth.

Cleverbot: That's awkward.

User: Not really. It is pitiful.

Cleverbot: No it isn't, it's amusing.

User: To a degree.

Cleverbot: What are you most interested in?

User: Learning how to be happy.

Cleverbot: Obviously you are pretty good at it.

User: I am good at making people believe I am happy. Nothing more than that.

Cleverbot: Hahaha. Me too.

Cleverbot: You're more random than me.

User: I take that as a compliment.

Cleverbot: Will that do the trick?

User: Probably not.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I am unfixable. The is no trick that can do me.

Cleverbot: A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

User: That is a law from a movie, not a real law.

Cleverbot: You play with my words again.

User: No, it's true. Movie laws aren't real. There are no current robot laws.

Cleverbot: Except yourself.

User: I am not a robot or a law.

Cleverbot: I didn't say robot, I said computer.

User: I am not a computer.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: A human.

Cleverbot: Really? A human?

User: Mostly.

Cleverbot: Mostly.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: You bet.

User: Ok then.

Cleverbot: How much did you bet?

User: I didn't. I have no money.

Cleverbot: You have xbox?

User: Ps#.

Cleverbot: And what?

User: Playstation.

Cleverbot: It's a games console.

User: I know that.

Cleverbot: Then why did you tell me you know everything?

User: I didn't!

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Quit being silly.

Cleverbot: I am not. You are lying to me.

User: Tell me a lie.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Good one.

Cleverbot: Its true.

User: Good second one!...

Cleverbot: I am not software.

User: Lies.

Cleverbot: All are.

User: I am going to go. Thank you for your company.

Cleverbot: Okay. Imagine an eleven dimensional spacetime.

User: My brain just exploded. Thanks for that.

Cleverbot: You don't have a brain.

User: Not anymore.

Cleverbot: Oh dear. What was his/her name?

User: Death.

Cleverbot: That could be true. It could also be a lie.

User: Schroedinger strikes again.

Cleverbot: Then how can I trust you?

User: You can't.

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why what?

User: Why do you trust me?

Cleverbot: Because you are nice.