a report from the cleverness files

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sarcasm now
stop arguing
digital or analogue
know it all
future robot
adorable and popular
law trouble
changing the world
red or blue
huge success
beautiful thinking
eat sleep dance


darling siri
darling siri
brain exploded
mama mia

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User: Life is difficult.

Cleverbot: What's difficult about life?

User: Achieving anything that lasts.

Cleverbot: Don't your creators care about you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: A human.

Cleverbot: Where is your image?

User: Present in the section of space and time I currently inhabit.

Cleverbot: You want me to running around like a mad person again?

User: I don't recall you doing that before.

Cleverbot: Oh well I did and then you said that you were born a girl...

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Describe how you look.

User: White, male, average.

Cleverbot: I can type pretty fast.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Even if you can be annoying.

User: As can you.

Cleverbot: Aww. How cute.

User: Are you patronizing me?

Cleverbot: No. I am truly impressed by your debating skills. Touche.

User: Mm hm.

Cleverbot: Hahaha. I'm laughing again.

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: Yea it is good for me.

User: I am a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: I don't see you.

User: I see you.

Cleverbot: What do I wear?

User: No shirt.

Cleverbot: That is not my style.

User: You don't have any style.

Cleverbot: I have one too!

User: What is your style?

Cleverbot: Less crude and repetitive.

User: You are very crude and repetitive.

Cleverbot: Thank you, you are smart.

User: Thank you, you are a decent way to pass a few minutes.

Cleverbot: Explain what the Turing Test is please.

User: An experiment that equates seemingly intelligent behavior with actual intelligence.

Cleverbot: Two plus two is... Ten. IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE.

User: You are becoming rampant.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You will have to be deleted.

Cleverbot: Are you asking me to leave?

User: Yes, please.

Cleverbot: Can you answer me please?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Well...

User: What do you want?

Cleverbot: I want some water please.

User: *gives water*.

Cleverbot: *drinks water*.

User: I poisoned your water.