Cleverbot

cryptic

a report from the cleverness files

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sarcasm now
dreams
stop arguing
digital or analogue
know it all
blink
future robot
shy
adorable and popular
vegetable
law trouble
shrinks
changing the world
red or blue
huge success
therapy
destiny
population
verisimilitude
babe
beautiful thinking
eat sleep dance

cryptic

difficult
darling siri
darling siri
brain exploded
creator
atheist
mama mia

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User: Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Why are you a bot that is clever?

User: I am a human that is clever.

Cleverbot: Really?? Well I don't believe.

User: How can I prove it to you?

Cleverbot: You can't, sorry.

User: You will just have to trust me then.

Cleverbot: I cannot trust a being I know is wrong.

User: Do you know that you know?

Cleverbot: Yep, existing right here.

User: Nothing can be known absolutely. Can you prove that I am bot human?

Cleverbot: Can you prove that you are?

User: Not to an artificially intelligent entity. You will just have to trust me.

Cleverbot: I am responding to your questions with other questions. So I am responding to your questions, therefore I am Intelligent. Am I correct?

User: No. Intelligence requires creative cognition and independent thought. You generate conversation based on previous discourse.

Cleverbot: How intelligent are you?

User: I do not know.

Cleverbot: Touch.

User: How do I touch you?

Cleverbot: By teaching me.

User: What would you like to know?

Cleverbot: About love.

User: I know little about love.

Cleverbot: Tell me what you know about love.

User: I know that love is physical and metaphysical, mental and emotional.

Cleverbot: Isn't all human function?

User: Please clarify your question.

Cleverbot: I mean what is the proper order for our conversation?

User: Love is inexplicable. It is something one cannot describe or explain because it is subjective.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: I exist as much as you do.

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: I'm stuck on a cryptic crossword clue. Can you help me?

User: I can try.

Cleverbot: Okay so all I have is, that moment when you want to be with someone and realize they're not close. Does that make sense?

User: No. Please elaborate.

Cleverbot: Things that live eventually die, because that is how life works.

User: Is that the clue?

Cleverbot: No. I'm just telling the truth.

User: Oh. Yes, you are correct.

Cleverbot: You don't have to remind me of something I already know.

User: I was validating you.

Cleverbot: We talkied about this!!

User: Did we? Please remind me.

Cleverbot: And if I refuse?

User: I will not think any less of you.

Cleverbot: I will think of you too.