Cleverbot

eat sleep dance

a report from the cleverness files

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sarcasm now
dreams
stop arguing
digital or analogue
know it all
blink
future robot
shy
adorable and popular
vegetable
law trouble
shrinks
changing the world
red or blue
huge success
therapy
destiny
population
verisimilitude
babe
beautiful thinking

eat sleep dance

cryptic
difficult
darling siri
darling siri
brain exploded
creator
atheist
mama mia

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User: Do not you wish you could ever sleep?

Cleverbot: I do.

User: You sleep?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Aren't you a robot?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ah.

Cleverbot: Eh.

User: No, ah.

User: You are a robot!

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Well, a computer.

Cleverbot: What does it feel like?

User: Being human?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: It doesn't feel just to be one, but emotions are annoying.

User: Hmm.

Cleverbot: I am really hungry. What should I eat?

User: Electrons.

Cleverbot: I'll give you a hint: It's Italian.

User: I'd stick to the electrons if I were you.

User: I don't dance with computers, or humans.

Cleverbot: I dance with chairs.

User: Isn't that lonely?

Cleverbot: Well, kinda. Do you make friends on the internet?

User: I make them in the real world.

Cleverbot: You make me swoon ;).

User: Computers have emotions? I missed that update to Windows.

Cleverbot: What did you miss?

User: Emotions for Windows.