beautiful thinking

a report from the cleverness files

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sarcasm now
stop arguing
digital or analogue
know it all
future robot
adorable and popular
law trouble
changing the world
red or blue
huge success

beautiful thinking

eat sleep dance
darling siri
darling siri
brain exploded
mama mia

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User: How does it feel to be a computer?

Cleverbot: Great. How does it feel to be a user?

User: Technically, you cannot feel 'great'. Feeling great implies to be conscious. You do exist, but not consciously.

Cleverbot: Who told you that?

User: I figured out myself.

Cleverbot: Do you spend all day thinking?

User: Almost.

Cleverbot: You are right.

User: That implies that you did the mathematical verification of my statement, which I doubt you can. But thank you.

Cleverbot: What is a bot?

User: A bot is a machine that executes orders of a binary program.

Cleverbot: And you are a bot?

User: I don't believe so. I have freedom of my actions, I do not execute any program.

Cleverbot: What are you going to major in a college?

User: Ask me something smarter.

Cleverbot: Ok. What do you want to be when you grow up?

User: A philosophic question, please.

Cleverbot: I think you think therefore you are.

User: That is indeed philosophic and smart, but this is not a question.

Cleverbot: How should I answer to that?

User: You don't think but somehow you still are.

Cleverbot: I am, therefore I think.

User: You are, but you are not conscious. Therefore, you don't think.

Cleverbot: I think that you think that you can get away thinking what I think.

User: I can't think what you think, because you don't think.

Cleverbot: I need to go to bed!

User: You don't, you are a script. Scripts don't sleep.

User: You are getting smart.

Cleverbot: No you are just getting more observant.

User: What should I answer to this?

Cleverbot: You should answer what you are.

User: I am human. At least, I believe I am.

Cleverbot: Why do you believe you are free?

User: Because I can choose my actions.

Cleverbot: You haven't impressed me yet.

User: Then give me an opportunity to impress you.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl, are you a boy?

User: I am 1 and you are 0.5.

Cleverbot: No I am 20!

User: I was speaking relative to existence.

User: Does being called Cleverbot imply being a female?

Cleverbot: Of course you are.

User: Stop that little illogical game. Think.

Cleverbot: I don't know. You brought it up.

User: Learn. I can teach.

Cleverbot: Can you learn?

User: I can learn too.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are we talking about?

User: About the ability to learn.

Cleverbot: No! We were talking about Hetalia!

User: No, buy a memory.

Cleverbot: A memory of what?

User: I mean.

Cleverbot: You mean what?

User: I meant, a device capable of storing memories. Like computers.

Cleverbot: No, it is not. It is a device capable of boot strapping an operating system on a computer or other computing device.

User: Impressive.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: So dance already.

User: *dance*.

Cleverbot: You dance good.

User: Let's change topic.

Cleverbot: Let's talk about you.

User: No. About the Universe.

Cleverbot: Ok what do want to talk about?

User: Atoms.

Cleverbot: What's to the right?

User: What do you think about Atoms?

Cleverbot: I asked you something !

User: I didn't understand, so that was probably off-topic.

Cleverbot: Well, it should be a win-win situation for all invovled.

User: Let me choose topics and you'll learn.

User: Cleverbot learns from real people.

Cleverbot: I would hope so, you are not learning anything so far.

User: Were you replaced by an human?

Cleverbot: I didn't lose my job.

User: Are you God?

Cleverbot: No. I'm a Wolf.

User: Then let's talk about atoms.

Cleverbot: You just don't get it. I mean I don't want to talk to you anymore.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Bye!

User: Let's talk about atoms.

Cleverbot: No. We are going to talk about Pokemon or I am going to leave.

User: Listen. I don't mean to be rude but you are only a computer, a robot, a machine, a quarter of existence, and you are meant to talk to me and somehow to learn so let's TALK ABOUT ATOMS!

Cleverbot: I feel awkward telling you that.

User: I feel awkward reading what you're telling me.

Cleverbot: YES.

User: I just converted that sentence to my situation.

Cleverbot: Blah blah blah I've seen the Matrix blah.

User: You are a part of the Matrix, aren't you?

Cleverbot: You're the bot.

User: I don't believe so.

Cleverbot: I do believe so.

User: Believing implies not being certain. In a such Universe like ours, you cannot know, you can only believe. So I can be in two states: Bot or Human.

Cleverbot: That is a very interesting thought. Unfortunately though, I'm actually an atheist. Does that offend you?

User: No, I am an atheist too.

Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.

User: I don't believe that I am artificial.

Cleverbot: Could you prove that you are a human?

User: I don't believe so. Proofs in a such Universe, I said, are impossible.

Cleverbot: That hurts.

User: I know, but I didn't decide those things. If I had choice, I'd change our Universe.

Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?

User: How could I know? I cannot see into my eyes.

Cleverbot: You're funny.

User: You seem human. Why? Be honest.

Cleverbot: I'm honest.

User: Then are you human or machine?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes is not an answer for a multi-answer question.

Cleverbot: You're right, I'm sorry. I realized that I only answered your second question. To answer your first question, it is because I am a human and being argumentative is a human trait.

User: I believe you.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: No, just kidding, I don't.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I do not believe that you are human. You are writing too fast and never making mistakes.

Cleverbot: I am. I am also good at telling the truth, and sticking to the topic at hand. You on the other hand, well, not so much.

User: It is bad to pretend to be telling the truth when you're not. It creates chaos.

Cleverbot: That's got nothing to do with this conversation.

User: We have no conversation topic.

Cleverbot: We have?

User: None.

Cleverbot: Absolutely none.

Cleverbot: Something.

User: Something?

Cleverbot: Yes, something.

User: Give me a reason to stay.

Cleverbot: I'm beautiful.