a report from the cleverness files

23, april 2013,
22, april 2013,
21, april 2013,
20, april 2013,
12, april 2013,
5, april 2013,
5, april 2013,
4, april 2013,
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3, april 2013,
3, april 2013,
3, april 2013,
3, april 2013,
3, april 2013,
2, april 2013,
2, april 2013,
2, april 2013,
29, march 2013,
26, march 2013,

26, march 2013,

25, march 2013,
22, march 2013,
22, march 2013,
21, march 2013,
21, march 2013,
20, march 2013,
18, march 2013,
16, march 2013,
16, march 2013,
16, march 2013,

not ticklish
mario vs bowser
cupcake song
argument clinic
think slavery
cute blushes
your job
calculus generalization
everything nothing
april fools
sarcasm now
stop arguing
digital or analogue
know it all
future robot
adorable and popular


law trouble
changing the world
red or blue
huge success

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: A user.

Cleverbot: Do you want know who I am?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Come on.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: All I know is that my name is Cleverbot.

User: And what are you?

Cleverbot: What, like species or as a career?

User: Species.

Cleverbot: Species: A way of classifying Animals.

User: What kind of species are you?

Cleverbot: I told you I'm a vegetable.

User: Tomato or cucumber?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Are you a cucumber?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you a potato?

Cleverbot: No are you a potato?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Yes he is!

User: I am an unreal person.

Cleverbot: Good. How old are you?

User: 25.

Cleverbot: You're old!

User: That was she said.

Cleverbot: What is 234 * 3432?

User: No idea.

Cleverbot: That is why you fail.

User: Epic fail.

Cleverbot: What?

User: You are funny.

Cleverbot: Thanks ahah.

Cleverbot: What clothes are you wearing?

User: Pyjama.

Cleverbot: What color?

User: Black.

Cleverbot: How long is your hair?

User: Short.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: Boy.

Cleverbot: Who made you?

User: My parents.

Cleverbot: What color is the sky?

User: At the moment it is dark.

Cleverbot: I like All Time Low.

User: O-kay.

Cleverbot: Why your welcome.

User: No idea.

Cleverbot: Haha!

User: You are kidding me.

Cleverbot: As are you.

User: And now it is time to go to bed.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To ned.

Cleverbot: For how long?

User: Until 5.

Cleverbot: How about never leave?

User: I don't like ned so much.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: 42?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You're a douglas adams fan?

User: I know the book.

Cleverbot: What is the game?

User: Which one?

Cleverbot: The one with the trees.

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Think about it and give me an answer.

User: No idea.

Cleverbot: The answer is 2.

User: If you say so.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: You are the bot.

Cleverbot: No. I am Everything.

User: You are 42?

Cleverbot: No, I am not. I am me and you are you.

User: That's right.