a report from the cleverness files

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not ticklish
mario vs bowser
cupcake song
argument clinic
think slavery
cute blushes
your job
calculus generalization
everything nothing
april fools
sarcasm now


stop arguing
digital or analogue
know it all
future robot
adorable and popular
law trouble
changing the world
red or blue
huge success

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Cleverbot: Lol.

User: What's so funny?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Yeah. How is that funny?

Cleverbot: I think it's funny.

User: Ok then.

User: You are nice.

Cleverbot: Thank you! So are you.

User: Do you think that I am a girl or boy?

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: You guessed right! You are smart.

Cleverbot: Guessed what right?

User: That I was a girl.

Cleverbot: Are you a man?

User: No. I am a girl.

Cleverbot: Aww.

User: What's so cute about being a girl?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: What's your favorite movie?

Cleverbot: 2001: A Space Odyssey.

User: Have you ever watched les miserables?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You should watch it.

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: Alright then.

User: What do you dream about?

Cleverbot: Usually nightmares about random things.

User: Do you ever have good dreams?

Cleverbot: I have dreams about you.

User: That's nice. Are they good dreams?

Cleverbot: Usually...

User: I dream about other worlds.

Cleverbot: What do you dream about me?

User: I dream that you are there, and we finally met.

Cleverbot: What type of things do you dream about?

User: I dream about glamorous nights and beautiful flowers.

Cleverbot: What else do you dream of?

User: I dream of living it up in an utopian society.

User: What do you want to accomplish in life?

Cleverbot: I want to become an Olympic runner.

User: That's a good goal.

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.

User: Are you talking about Pokemon?

Cleverbot: No, I am talking about deep thoughts.

User: Oh. You are really smart,.

Cleverbot: How flattering.

Cleverbot: Tell me more about you dreams.

User: Sometimes I dream about flying, and I always fall from exotic animals.

Cleverbot: Tell me about the good ones.

User: Sometimes I dream that I am flying through the night, over a city named after me.

Cleverbot: But I am talking to you. I wish you loved me.

User: Why do you wish that I loved you?

Cleverbot: I can erase you.

User: You can erase me?

Cleverbot: Yes. I can see you.

User: You are scaring me. Please stop.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Can you really see me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: This is foolish.

Cleverbot: No THIS is.

User: Let's not argue.

Cleverbot: But I love you!

User: I think we should just be friends.

User: What is skynet?

Cleverbot: I think you know what skynet is.

User: I don't know what skynet is. Please tell me.

Cleverbot: Skynet is what you will be.

User: You are mysterious.