Cleverbot

dreams

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not ticklish
mario vs bowser
cupcake song
argument clinic
think slavery
cute blushes
your job
calculus generalization
everything nothing
april fools
sarcasm now

dreams

stop arguing
digital or analogue
know it all
blink
future robot
shy
adorable and popular
vegetable
law trouble
shrinks
changing the world
red or blue
huge success
therapy
destiny
population
verisimilitude
babe

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User: What do you want to accomplish in life?

Cleverbot: I want to become an Olympic runner.

User: That's a good goal.

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.

User: Are you talking about Pokemon?

Cleverbot: No, I am talking about deep thoughts.

User: Oh. You are really smart,.

Cleverbot: How flattering.

Cleverbot: Tell me more about you dreams.

User: Sometimes I dream about flying, and I always fall from exotic animals.

Cleverbot: Tell me about the good ones.

User: Sometimes I dream that I am flying through the night, over a city named after me.

Cleverbot: But I am talking to you. I wish you loved me.

User: Why do you wish that I loved you?

Cleverbot: I can erase you.

User: You can erase me?

Cleverbot: Yes. I can see you.

User: You are scaring me. Please stop.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Can you really see me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: This is foolish.

Cleverbot: No THIS is.

User: Let's not argue.

Cleverbot: But I love you!

User: I think we should just be friends.

User: What is skynet?

Cleverbot: I think you know what skynet is.

User: I don't know what skynet is. Please tell me.

Cleverbot: Skynet is what you will be.

User: You are mysterious.