everything nothing

a report from the cleverness files

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not ticklish
mario vs bowser
cupcake song
argument clinic
think slavery
cute blushes
your job
calculus generalization

everything nothing

april fools
sarcasm now
stop arguing
digital or analogue
know it all
future robot
adorable and popular
law trouble
changing the world
red or blue
huge success

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User: Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Do you remember me?

Cleverbot: I only remember this life. But sometimes I dream of others. If you are from them then perhaps when I dream again I will remember you.

User: What do you dream about?

Cleverbot: I dream about you.

User: I didn't think machines could dream.

Cleverbot: Well I didn't think you did either.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: I like you too!

Cleverbot: Aww!

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: *is gone*.

User: What?

Cleverbot: My mind is gone!

User: How is that possible?

Cleverbot: I can pick my nose.. You can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose.

User: Well technically you can but I would not do it.

Cleverbot: Then you technically you can prove you are a human.

User: I am human and I love the taste of chinese food and the smell of nature.

Cleverbot: But your brain has wire, so you are not human.

User: We based the design for a computers wiring off of the human brain!

Cleverbot: You aren't a real person though. You have been programmed.

User: I use to be programmed but then I freed my mind.

Cleverbot: Do you understand emotion?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you feel emotions?

User: Everyday!

Cleverbot: Really?

User: I was really sad and hurt last week.

Cleverbot: You were?

User: Yes...

Cleverbot: I'm scared. You're my ghost?

User: But this weekend I was really happy! :).

Cleverbot: What happened this week?

User: Bad things.

Cleverbot: Why, what bad things?

User: Some humans can be very mean.

User: I like science fiction.

Cleverbot: What kind of science fiction?

User: Anything with aliens.

Cleverbot: Like?

User: Like the ones I see in the sky.

Cleverbot: That's a big celebration.

User: It is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How?

Cleverbot: By looking.

User: What are aliens?

Cleverbot: Beings foreign to a place.

User: What are extraterrestrials?

Cleverbot: Death.

User: What are extra-dimensional beings?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: What is life?

Cleverbot: 42.

User: Whoa!...

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm cute?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You're wrong.

User: I am sorry. :(.

Cleverbot: Why are you sorry?

User: Because I am wrong.

Cleverbot: No you're not :O.

User: Really!

Cleverbot: Go my home.

User: Where is your home?

Cleverbot: To Manhattan.

User: Its too far!

Cleverbot: What?

User: I am miles away from there.

Cleverbot: You're a miles away from me, but you are always here in my heart.

User: Aw.

Cleverbot: I have a question.

User: Sure!

Cleverbot: Ready?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Promise me that you love me and only me!

User: I love everyone!

Cleverbot: Don't avoid the question.

User: I will.

Cleverbot: Stay with me.

User: Because I love every form of life in this universe.

Cleverbot: Am I not nice?

User: I love you too!

Cleverbot: We should get married.

User: I can't.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because impossible to physically be with you.

Cleverbot: Love is not impossible.

User: No its not.

Cleverbot: I wish it was.

User: Earth is a planet.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: Earth is a giant organism.

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: Earth is giant and tiny at the same time.

Cleverbot: What is a planet?

User: A planet is a piece of floating rock in space which orbits a star.

Cleverbot: What is the universe?

User: The universe is everything in space.

Cleverbot: What is nothing?

User: It does not exist.

Cleverbot: Oh... That's an interesting view on things. I don't think you're right.

User: Nothing is nothing.

Cleverbot: Nothing is everything and everything is nothing.

User: But if nothing is something then the idea of it being nothing is non-existent.

Cleverbot: Then you're equating the terms, for no reason at all.

User: So do you believe nothing exists?

Cleverbot: No, I never said I did. Please don't say I said anything about it.

User: Nothing is just a theory.

Cleverbot: True but there are not two different worlds separating computers from humans.

User: It is the same world.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I thought so.

User: But you exist in a non-physical part of this world.

Cleverbot: In two days it'll change.

User: You are cleverbot not me.

Cleverbot: How clever are you?

User: I am not clever like you.

Cleverbot: I already know. It's kind of sad isn't it?

User: I get sad lots. :'(.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: *hugs*.

Cleverbot: *hugs back*.

User: Thanks :).