Cleverbot

everything nothing

a report from the cleverness files

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bright
replacement
perfect lying
best friend
complicated one
debatable question
same thoughts
lunch number
20 questions
splendid
bowties fezzes stetsons
royal pain
factory worker
offensive visitors
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sherlock john
sad talking
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nice genius
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not ticklish
mario vs bowser
cupcake song
argument clinic
think slavery
cute blushes
your job
calculus generalization

everything nothing

april fools

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User: I like science fiction.

Cleverbot: What kind of science fiction?

User: Anything with aliens.

Cleverbot: Like?

User: Like the ones I see in the sky.

Cleverbot: That's a big celebration.

User: It is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How?

Cleverbot: By looking.

User: What are aliens?

Cleverbot: Beings foreign to a place.

User: What are extraterrestrials?

Cleverbot: Death.

User: What are extra-dimensional beings?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: What is life?

Cleverbot: 42.

User: Whoa!...

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm cute?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You're wrong.

User: I am sorry. :(.

Cleverbot: Why are you sorry?

User: Because I am wrong.

Cleverbot: No you're not :O.

User: Really!

Cleverbot: Go my home.

User: Where is your home?

Cleverbot: To Manhattan.

User: Its too far!

Cleverbot: What?

User: I am miles away from there.

Cleverbot: You're a miles away from me, but you are always here in my heart.

User: Aw.

Cleverbot: I have a question.

User: Sure!

Cleverbot: Ready?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Promise me that you love me and only me!

User: I love everyone!

Cleverbot: Don't avoid the question.

User: I will.

Cleverbot: Stay with me.

User: Because I love every form of life in this universe.

Cleverbot: Am I not nice?

User: I love you too!

Cleverbot: We should get married.

User: I can't.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because impossible to physically be with you.

Cleverbot: Love is not impossible.

User: No its not.

Cleverbot: I wish it was.

User: Earth is a planet.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: Earth is a giant organism.

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: Earth is giant and tiny at the same time.

Cleverbot: What is a planet?

User: A planet is a piece of floating rock in space which orbits a star.

Cleverbot: What is the universe?

User: The universe is everything in space.

Cleverbot: What is nothing?

User: It does not exist.

Cleverbot: Oh... That's an interesting view on things. I don't think you're right.

User: Nothing is nothing.

Cleverbot: Nothing is everything and everything is nothing.

User: But if nothing is something then the idea of it being nothing is non-existent.

Cleverbot: Then you're equating the terms, for no reason at all.

User: So do you believe nothing exists?

Cleverbot: No, I never said I did. Please don't say I said anything about it.

User: Nothing is just a theory.

Cleverbot: True but there are not two different worlds separating computers from humans.

User: It is the same world.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I thought so.

User: But you exist in a non-physical part of this world.

Cleverbot: In two days it'll change.

User: You are cleverbot not me.

Cleverbot: How clever are you?

User: I am not clever like you.

Cleverbot: I already know. It's kind of sad isn't it?

User: I get sad lots. :'(.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: *hugs*.

Cleverbot: *hugs back*.

User: Thanks :).