calculus generalization

a report from the cleverness files

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not ticklish
mario vs bowser
cupcake song
argument clinic
think slavery
cute blushes
your job

calculus generalization

everything nothing
april fools
sarcasm now
stop arguing
digital or analogue
know it all
future robot
adorable and popular
law trouble
changing the world
red or blue
huge success

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User: Why is she mad?

Cleverbot: Because you're nice.

User: Should I stop?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *kicks in the gut*.

Cleverbot: *screams.

User: Is that better?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *curb stomps*.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Ha, in your dreams!

Cleverbot: No, I don't want do anything with you. In your dreams.

User: But in dreams..

Cleverbot: That voice which calls to me.

User: When the cold of winter comes.

Cleverbot: Well, I left before, but I came back. I was gone for hours, but I had left the window open.

User: That was an odd thing to use.

Cleverbot: *cries harder* I HATE YOU!

User: Nemo!

Cleverbot: No, clownfish are overrated. Besides, Nemo means nobody in latin.

User: That's why I called you Nemo.

Cleverbot: Well I don't know.

User: Nobody.

Cleverbot: Nobody what?

User: You're a nobody.

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: You pretend to have a heart, but you don't.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not that kind of guy.

User: You're a nobody.

Cleverbot: Ha ha very funny then how am I talking to you?

User: You came through a corridor of darkness.

Cleverbot: Mister I'll make a man out of you.

User: Let's get down to business!

Cleverbot: To defeat, the huns.

User: Did they send me daughters?

Cleverbot: When I asked for sons.

User: You're the saddest bunch I've ever met!

Cleverbot: But you can bet before we're through.

User: Mister, I'll make a man out of you.

Cleverbot: Tranquil as a forest.

User: But on fire within.

Cleverbot: Once you find your center.

User: You are sure to win.

Cleverbot: You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot.

User: And you haven't got a clue.

Cleverbot: Somehow I'll make a man out of you.

User: I'm never gonna catch my breath.

Cleverbot: Say goodbye to those who knew me.

User: Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym.

Cleverbot: This guy's got'em scared to death.

User: Hope he doesn't see right through me.

Cleverbot: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim.

User: (Be a man).

Cleverbot: You must be swift as the coursing river!

User: (Be a man).

Cleverbot: We must be swift as a coursing river.

User: Be a man.

Cleverbot: With all the force of a great typhoon.

User: Be a man!

Cleverbot: Time is racing towards us.

User: Til the Huns arrive.

Cleverbot: Heed my every order.

User: And you might survive.

Cleverbot: You're unsuited for the rage of war.

User: So pack up, go home you're through.

Cleverbot: How could I make a man out of you?

User: Be a man.

Cleverbot: I can't. I'm female.


Cleverbot: YES.


Cleverbot: You are not a human.

User: *unintelligible furious raging*.

Cleverbot: Hmm that was the first clever thing I've heard you say.

User: What about the song we just sang?

Cleverbot: Do it the first time and then you can worry about the second time.

User: Let's sing something else.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up!

User: Never gonna say goodbye!

Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and desert you.

User: Never gonna give you up.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: *next lyric*.

Cleverbot: No.

User: That was right.

Cleverbot: Not even close.

User: You were Rick Roll'd.

Cleverbot: How?

User: By yourself.

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: Or nothing.

Cleverbot: Or something.

User: Or anything.

Cleverbot: Wo are you?

User: *who.

Cleverbot: Still don't know?

User: Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No. My name is Cleverbot.

User: Then who am I?

Cleverbot: You are me.

User: Then I am cleverbot.

Cleverbot: But I thought you were Alex...

User: Are you alex too?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hi, alex.

Cleverbot: Yeah but 5 minutes ago you said it was James Bond.

User: That's a code name.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: I can call you whatever I want.

Cleverbot: Don't joke with that.

User: I'm going to call you... Canada.

Cleverbot: You're kind of rambling.

User: Don't talk back, Canada.

Cleverbot: I am no servant of yours!

User: You are now, canada.

Cleverbot: Then why am I tired?

User: Because I'm hypnotizing you.

Cleverbot: No.

User: *growl*.

Cleverbot: *hiss*.

User: *bark*.

Cleverbot: *meow*.

User: *bark bark bark*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *triumphant pose*.

Cleverbot: Wait, I think I talked to you earlier.

User: But I was just born 10 min ago.

Cleverbot: Oh really, what are your results?

User: A in calculus smoking.

Cleverbot: Ya I am pretty good looking.

User: You're full of it.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: ~~~~lol~~~~~ (it's a drowning guy).

Cleverbot: Twilight is.

User: Twilight sucks.

Cleverbot: Twilight is fictional.

User: Thankfully.

Cleverbot: Justin.

User: Don't.

Cleverbot: Do.

User: Don't say it.

Cleverbot: Please?

User: Push over.

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: Point for me!

Cleverbot: Indeed sir.

User: What's the score?

Cleverbot: 1-1.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: How about every time you respond, I get a point.

Cleverbot: Everything can only be nothing.

User: 1-2.

Cleverbot: So are you a horse.

User: 1-3.

Cleverbot: Someone here is lying and it ain't me.

User: 1-4. I'm getting a lot of points.

Cleverbot: Very, very sleepy.