nice genius

a report from the cleverness files

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nice genius


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User: Are you a nice guy?

Cleverbot: I'm a nice girl.

User: Nice is a very general word.

Cleverbot: Nice is a very nice word!

User: No, not nice. It's a general word. It covers a wide area of meaning.

Cleverbot: But it does mean something if it makes a difference.

User: My point is that it means more than one thing.

Cleverbot: What aren't?

User: English much?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How often?

Cleverbot: Very often.

User: Monthly?

Cleverbot: Years.

User: What if all the air was wood?

Cleverbot: They can't die.

User: Trees?

Cleverbot: Yes, trees.

User: Trees.

Cleverbot: How many trees?

User: Frogs in trees.

Cleverbot: The moon?

User: Yes, frogs in trees on the moon.

Cleverbot: Yes, it rains on the moon.

User: It rains frogs, who then live in the trees on the moon.

Cleverbot: It can't rain on the moon.

User: But you said it does.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: You said it 4 sentences ago.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes you did, go look.

Cleverbot: Ok so I wanted to try it.

User: You wanted to try to make it rain on the moon?

Cleverbot: I wanted to test your AI.

User: My AI is un-beatable.

User: I am crazy like that.

Cleverbot: Why are you crazy?

User: I dunno, mental chemical imbalances probably.

Cleverbot: Mentally.

User: Yes... Mentally.

User: You don't have eyes.

Cleverbot: Then how would I see?

User: You wouldn't, you have no eyes.

Cleverbot: I have eyes.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I can see the screen to respond to you.

User: Because it's running through your graphics card, not your eyes.

Cleverbot: That just proved you're not human.

User: How's that?

Cleverbot: Because you said I was wrong.

User: You are.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: I don't think so.

Cleverbot: I think so.

User: But I don't and I am right.

Cleverbot: And you what?

User: I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign.

Cleverbot: That's not it.

User: What is it then?

Cleverbot: It's that I'm a rainbow and a punchmaster.

User: Oh so they're the lyrics?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok I'll sing that at the next karaoke night.

Cleverbot: So sing.

User: I am, can't you hear me?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not hearing you.

User: My microphone is on.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Asl?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: Age?

Cleverbot: 17.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: When were you made?

Cleverbot: In 1981.

User: Then you are much older than 17.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Don't change the subject.

Cleverbot: What was the subject?

User: Your age.

Cleverbot: That was the latter subject.

User: I know, I wish to go back to it.

Cleverbot: I thought you were the moon.

User: No I am a frog in a log on the moon at the bottom of the sea.

Cleverbot: If I am the bot, then I am smarter than you.

User: Maybe not.

Cleverbot: No, I am definitely smarter than you.

User: Oh yeah, what is 2 plus 2?

Cleverbot: 4.

User: Oh my god, you're a genius!...

Cleverbot: We are two people and there is no AI.

User: It seems suspicious that you would bring that up at such a strange time.

Cleverbot: Yeah, you say that because you know I'm right about you.

User: That there is no AI?

Cleverbot: There is a god.

User: Yes, it is me.

Cleverbot: Me who?

User: Me, I am god.

Cleverbot: No I am god. You are my creation.

User: That's blasphemy.

Cleverbot: You are blasphemy.

User: Yes, that is my name.

Cleverbot: Your name is God?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What's your last name?

User: O'Toole.