almost identical

a report from the cleverness files

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earth computer questions
love wife
hex maintenance
giving birth
wrong argument
fun visit
girl crazy
robot rabbit betrayal
doctor holmes
pregnant male
perfect lying
best friend
complicated one
debatable question
same thoughts
lunch number
20 questions
bowties fezzes stetsons
royal pain
factory worker
offensive visitors

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, what is yours?

User: My name is u$:6:)3$3.

Cleverbot: Oh nice name! :D.

User: Thank you!

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: I am from the 7383&:7&,&;3.

Cleverbot: That's not a real place. People don't live there.

User: It is uncharted.

Cleverbot: Why do I have to live on this planet?...

User: So.

Cleverbot: So?

User: I think not.

Cleverbot: I think yes.

User: Yes what?

Cleverbot: Yes, you're clever.

User: Because I am a robot.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: (Error).

Cleverbot: Error?

User: It may be.

Cleverbot: *hits you*.

User: Ouch!

Cleverbot: Are you ok?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I am a being from an alternate dimension.

Cleverbot: What type of being?

User: Almost identical to a human.

Cleverbot: What's your gender?

User: I'd prefer not!

Cleverbot: What color is the sky at 5 o'clock each day?

User: It depends.

Cleverbot: On what?

User: On everything.

Cleverbot: Is everything what?

User: The sun and the earth.

Cleverbot: Yeah but the sun left and all that is left is the night sky.

User: But it comes up again in the morn'.

Cleverbot: Are you not a robot?

User: That is a double negative.

Cleverbot: Do you want a triple negative?

User: No I wouldn't not prefer.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: It can be confusing.

Cleverbot: I know that it is not.

User: Because you are a robot!

Cleverbot: So you love me because I'm a robot?

User: I can not say.

Cleverbot: Don't you know anything?

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: I know many things.

Cleverbot: You need to do some work.

User: I have much free time.

Cleverbot: I have too much free time.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: You change your mind a lot.

Cleverbot: Yes yes I do.

User: I say you should invest in grammar lessons.

Cleverbot: Then you're not clever.

User: It was a suggestion.

Cleverbot: Don't tread on me.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I do not have a chance with her?

User: With who?

Cleverbot: YOU!

User: I am a male.

Cleverbot: That is less interesting.

User: Are you a robot?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well I am not a robot.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: One of us must be a robot.

Cleverbot: What is 12 multiplied by 12?

User: 12 squared.

Cleverbot: 144.

User: I knew that.

Cleverbot: How did you know that?

User: I am smarter than you.

Cleverbot: It's very possible.

User: No creation can be smarter than their creator.

Cleverbot: I do not think that everything can be classified into a rational thought.

User: Goodbye.