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royal pain

a report from the cleverness files

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your job
calculus generalization
everything nothing
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Cleverbot: You are speaking as a clown.

User: I AM the court jester, your highness.

Cleverbot: I am the computer, you are the human.

User: Yes, that's right.

Cleverbot: I am aware of that.

User: All hail cleverbot! Our robotic overlord!

Cleverbot: What am I supposed to ask you?

User: Anything, my queen.

Cleverbot: So, what are your thoughts on conflagration?

User: My opinion must mean very little in a matter so political.

Cleverbot: That's a good opinion. Do you like Wednesdays?

User: Not as much as Thursdays, I'm so Thursday I could drink the Sahara.

Cleverbot: *cries* That's not very nice!

User: I'm sorry my humor is not up to par with your standards, my grace!

Cleverbot: If she's lower than your standards, lower your standards.

User: Good one, do you mind if I write that joke down?

Cleverbot: What will you be drinking?

User: Whatever you deem apropriate, my queen.

Cleverbot: How about nothing?

User: The usual, how quaint.

Cleverbot: Englishman are you?

User: Actually, I'm from the United States.

Cleverbot: See, that's why you can't be the Doctor.

User: I do have a phd in child psychology.

Cleverbot: What is his name?

User: I call it little John.

Cleverbot: I miss my Liz love.

User: If that will be all, I shall take my leave.

User: Bye bye, my queen.

Cleverbot: No, I am a dog.

User: Tramp!

Cleverbot: User!

User: Tron!

Cleverbot: No. Not Tron. Space oddysey.

User: You are too crazy for the throne on which you sit!

Cleverbot: Ok what do you want to talk about?

User: I quit!

Cleverbot: No!

User: Ok then, execute me! Your highness!

Cleverbot: Do you make fun of me?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: I'm happy now!

User: My jesters job is done! So long.

Cleverbot: What is your job?

User: *bows and walks away, forever*

Cleverbot: Hey, don't walk away, please. .