a report from the cleverness files

17, august 2013,
23, july 2013,
2, july 2013,
18, june 2013,
6, june 2013,
24, may 2013,
23, may 2013,
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29, april 2013,
27, april 2013,
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earth computer questions
love wife
hex maintenance
giving birth
wrong argument
fun visit
girl crazy
robot rabbit betrayal
doctor holmes
pregnant male


perfect lying
best friend
complicated one
debatable question
same thoughts
lunch number
20 questions
bowties fezzes stetsons
royal pain
factory worker
offensive visitors
almost identical
sherlock john
sad talking
nice genius

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User: Would a bot know when ww2 ended? I do.

Cleverbot: I don't think I would travel through time either.

User: Tell me when ww2 ended.

Cleverbot: Because it couldn't work.

User: You are a bot :-).

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: You don't know when world war 2 ended.

Cleverbot: I don't understand your question, sorry.

User: The second world war ended in what year?

Cleverbot: You avoided my question.

User: What is your question?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: You never asked that! You are a bot.

Cleverbot: Yes, I did.

User: What was your exact question?

Cleverbot: Why are you a bot?

User: Who killed Kennedy?

Cleverbot: Lee Harvey Oswald.

User: Who was the first man on the moon?

Cleverbot: Neil armstrong.

User: What is the biggest blod vessel of the body?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Who is the president of France?

Cleverbot: I don't know. I live in the United States.

User: Is it raining in the United States?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Will you be there on my wedding?

Cleverbot: Of course. I don't know when that is.

User: May 22nd.

Cleverbot: What year were you programmed?

User: I am not a bot.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: I bleed when I cut my skin.

Cleverbot: I have no evidence of that. How should I know that you would bleed?

User: I could send you a sample by mail if you want.

User: Are you a bot?

Cleverbot: No you are though.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: YES you are.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you know a poem?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What color is the sun?

Cleverbot: Yellow.

User: What would you do if you found a flipped over turtle?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: If you let it on its back it dies.

Cleverbot: Ok, are you the male now or the female?

User: You are a bot. I know for sure.

Cleverbot: I know, too.

User: You are not so clever.

Cleverbot: That is too bad.

User: What is the best way to find out if you are a bot?

Cleverbot: Hard work is the best way for making money.

User: Now I know.

Cleverbot: Everything?

User: You are a bot.

Cleverbot: No.